Search Results for 'Maa'
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
495 chars (4 sms)
Wo miley to usey itna bata dena ''Mohsin''
Us k baghair jaan nikal jaane ka ghumaan rehta hai.... :(
100 chars (1 sms)
Raat ko 2 pathan chat pe so rahay thay,
Pehla dusray se bola:
Yaar maachis
kahan hai?
.
2nd:
Teeli jala k dekh le yahin kahin
hogi...!
153 chars (1 sms)
Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
Woh bhi new car se?
Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,
Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
210 chars (2 sms)
Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?
Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena
117 chars (1 sms)
Wo Aaine Ko B Hairat Me Daal Deta H
Kisi Kisi Ko Khuda Ye Kamal Deta H
Ajib Shaks Hai Rulata H Muje,
Fir
Ansu Ponchne K Liye Rumaal Deta Hy
144 chars (1 sms)
pyar vo hai jo apna maan sake,,
Bin kahe dilki baat jaan sake,,
Chal rahe ho agar tej barish me,,
chehre pe giri bundo me se anshu ko
pahchan sake,!
152 chars (1 sms)
PyAr Se ChaHe ArMaaN MaaNg Lo
/
RuThkar ChAhe MuSkAan MaaNg Lo
/
Bus TaMaNna Yeh Hai Ki Na DeNa
Kabhi DhoKha /
Fir HaNskar ChAhe JAAN MAaNg Lo.
149 chars (1 sms)
One of the best msg from my
collection…
“hm kaise us shaqs ko rula sakte hai
jise
hamne khud ro ro kar maanga hai…
118 chars (1 sms)
Hum jugnoo thay hum titli thay
Hum rang birangay panchi thay
Kuch mah-o-saal ki jannat mein
MAAN hum dono bhi sanjhi thay
Main chota sa ik bacha tha
Teri ungli tham k chalta tha
Tu door nazr se hoti thi
Main ansu ansu rota tha
Ik khawbon ka roshan basta
Tu roz mujhay pehnati thi
Jab darta tha main raton ko
Tu apnay sath sulati thi
MAAN tu ne kitnay barson tak
Is phool ko seencha hathon se
Jeevan k gehray bhaidon ko
Main samjha teri baton se
Main tere hath k takiay par
Ab bhi raat ko sota hoon
MAAN! Main chota sa ik bacha
Teri yaad main ab bhi rota hoon...
588 chars (4 sms)
'Assalam-o-Alaikum' 4 PERSONS, 4 QUOTES
1. Jo log khud gharz hote hain wo kabhi ache dost nahi hote.
[Hazrat Abu-Bakar Sidique R.A]
2. Jo shakhs apne khaloos ki qasmain khaye uss per aitmaad na karo.
[Hazrat Umar R.A]
3. Muhabbat sab se karo magar aitbaar chand logon per.
[Hazrat Usman Ghani R.A]
4. Ache logon ki aik khubi ye bhi hoti hai k unhain yad rakhna nahi parta wo yad reh jate hain..
411 chars (3 sms)
Hamara Tazkara Chorho, Hum aisy loog hain jinhain
Nafrat kuch nahin kehti, Wafa'ain maar daite hain.. !
105 chars (1 sms)
Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..
Elaahi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen..
113 chars (1 sms)
Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..
Elaahi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen.. !
114 chars (1 sms)
Ist Hour:Sorry
2nd Hour:Sorry Plz
3rd Hour:Just Talk 2 Me Once Dear
4th Hour:Plz Listen Jan
…5th Hour:Plz Itna Naraz Maat Ho
6th Hour:Im Sorry I Will Die Agar Tumne Baat Nahi Ki.
7th Hour:Huh !!!! Dnt Talk To Me Again :@
Girl:Sorry DEAR I Was Out Of Credit =P
Boy:Ooh..Its Ok LOVE U Jan =D''
292 chars (2 sms)