Search Results for 'Maa'
SARDAR: Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? ,
, PATHAN: Jootay Se Maar Do:)
110 chars (1 sms)
FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.
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Jab tum namaz nahi parhatey to ye maat soochoo keh tumhien waqt nahi mila , Balkey ye soochoo keh aisi kon si khata hui keh ALLAH TALA nien tumhien apney samney khara karna bhi pasand nahi kia.
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Kal raat menien apney sarey gham asmaan ko suna diye "DOST"
Aaj me khamosh hoon aur roo raha hai asmaan...!
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"Main Barson Sy Jannat Ki Talaash Mein Nikla Hua Tha..,
faraz...
Laikin Thak k Aaj Phir "MAA" K Qadmou Mein Aa Gira....!!
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Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.
Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?
Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.
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Mujhe apne barbad
Hone ka gum nahi,
Teri barbadi ka suna
Tu bohat roya.
Main ne Har pal har
Su tujhe Yad kia,
Jab Tujhe Apni Yad se
Gaafil paya tu bohat
Roya.
Ye zindagi
Ye Ronaqein
Ye ranjishein,
Jab in Sab me Tujhe
Tanha paya Tu bohat
Roya.
Main ne apne Dil k har
Konay me sirf tujh
ko hi Bsaya,
Tere Dil me Basa jab
Koi Or dekha Tu bohat
Roya.
zafar! Jaanta tha k To
Es k Nasib me nahi
Hai.
Lekin phir B tujhe khuda
Se Baar baar maanga Tu
Bohat Roya.
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¤My Life"My Poetry¤
489 chars (4 sms)
Basti mein hai wo sannata k jangal maat lagy..
Shaam dhaly bhi ghar pohanchon to aadhi raat lagy..
Khat mein dil ki batein likhna achi baat nahi,
Ghar mein itnay log hein jaany kis k haath lagy…
Un sy bichray dil ko ujray barson beet gaye,
Aankhon ka ye hal abhi tak kal ki baat lagy…
Mutthi band kiye baitha hon k koi daikh naa ly,
K chaand pakarny ghar sy nikla “jugnoo” haath lagy
383 chars (3 sms)
Mehrbaan kadardaan dekho
mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega
or msg forward karega
170 chars (2 sms)
Wo ojhal meri nigahon se kahan rehta hy
Wo ashk ban kar Aankhon se rawaan rehta hy
Kisi lamhy tanha honay nahi deti uski yadein
Mere Aangan mein melay ka samaan rehta hy
Her gharri dil ka daricha khula rakhty hain
Her gharri us ke aanay ka gumaan rehta hy
Log kehty hain zakham bhar jatay hain aakhir
Zakham bhar jatay hain lekin nishaan rehta hy
Wo milay to itna bata dena usko
Tujh bin Tera pyar preshaan rehta hy
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Main apni raaton ki fursaton main tuje manaon to maan jana
Agar kisidin main apne ansu jo le k aaun to maan jana
Ye 1 dil hi tumhe diya tha so iss liye
Jo sooli pe muskuraon to maan jana
Tu bad-guman hai meri wafa pe to sirf 1 bar azma le
Jo haar jaoon to lot jana jo jeet jaoon To maan jana
292 chars (2 sms)
mEin bataOn kia mujhE kia milaY
mujhE sabr hi ka sila milaY. . .
kisi aadahi ki rida milaY
kisi dard hi ka sila milaY. . .
kisi ghum ki dil mEin jagah milaY
jO mEra hai wOh mujhE aa milaY. . .
rahaY chaand u hi mEra jahan. . .
k yakeen mEIn badlaY mEra ghumaan. . .
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Ae Allah!
Aisa na ho ke
Aazmaaishein mujhy
gumraah kr dain
Tu mere jism
meri Rooh
mere dil
ko Pak kr de
Ye zindagi meri duniadari main uljhi hai
Jesa tu chahta hai
Ab mjhy wesa kr de
mere hr faisly main
Teri Raza ho shamil
jo tera Hukam ho
wo mere Irada kr de.....(Ameen)
271 chars (2 sms)
Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
Tu Bade Payar Say Chao Say Bade Maan K Saath
Apni Nazuk Si Kalayi Mein Chadhati Mujh Ko
Aur Bay Taabi Say Furqat K Khizan Lamho Mein
Tu Kisi Soch Mei Doobi Jo Ghumaati Mujh Ko
Mein Tere Hath Ki Khushboo Say Mehak Jata
Jab Kabhi Mood Mein Aa Kar Mujhay Chooma Karti
Tere Honton Ki Hidat Say Dahak Sa Jaata
Raat Ko Jab Bhi Tu Neendon Kay Safar Pay Jaati
Mar Mareein Haath Ka Takiya Banaya Karti
Mein Tere Kaan Say Lag Kar Kayi Baatein Karta
Teri Zulfon Tere Gaal Ko Chooma Karta
Mujh Ko Bay Taab Sa Rakhta Teri Chahat Ka Nasha
Mein Teri Rooh K Gulshan Mein Mehak Ta Rehta
Mein Tere Jism K Aangan Mein Khanakta Rehta
Kuch Nahi To Ye Bay Naam Sa Bandhan Hota
Kaash Mein Tere Haseen Haath Ka Kangan Hota
750 chars (5 sms)
Mujhe Awaz de dena
Kabhi ice cream lao tu!
Kabhi murghi pakao tu!
Kabhi picnic pa jao tu!
Mujhe Awaz de dena
Wallet ma maal ziada ho!
Jo shopping ka Irada ho!
Kabhi dawat ma jana ho!
Ya kesi ko dinner pa bulana ho
Mujeh awaz de dena
Kabhi kisi se ho larna!!!!
Tu mjhe disturb na karna!
Kesi shaadi ma jana ho!
Jaise hi shuru khana ho!
Mujhe Awaz De Dena
Mujhe Tum Bhool Mat Jana
Sono Tum Bhool Mat Jana!!
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