Search Results for 'Maa'
Kisi ne poocha wo kaun si jagah hai jahan
har galti
har jurm
... ... ... ... aur
har gunaah maaf ho jata hai???
A little child Smiled and said
"My Mom's Heart ?"
177 chars (2 sms)
Abhii Iss Taraf Na Nigaah Kar Main Ghazal KiiPalke'n San'vaar Luu
Meraa Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina Tujhe Aaine Mein Utaar Luu
Main Tamaam Din Ka Thakaa Hua Tu Tamaam Shab Kaa Jagaa Hua
Zaraa Thahar Jaa Isii Mor Par Tere Saath Shaam Guzaar Luu
Agar Aasamaa'n Kii Numaisho'n Me.N Mujhe Bhii Izn-E-Qayaam Ho
To Main Motiyo'n Kii Dukaan Se Terii Baaliyaa'n Tere Haar Luu
Kaii Ajanabi Teri Raa'h Ke Mere Paas Se Yuun Guzar Gaye
Jinhe'n Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui Tera Naam Leke Pukaar Luu
490 chars (4 sms)
Abhii Iss Taraf Na Nigaah Kar Main Ghazal KiiPalke'n San'vaar Luu
Meraa Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina Tujhe Aaine Mein Utaar Luu
Main Tamaam Din Ka Thakaa Hua Tu Tamaam Shab Kaa Jagaa Hua
Zaraa Thahar Jaa Isii Mor Par Tere Saath Shaam Guzaar Luu
Agar Aasamaa'n Kii Numaisho'n Me.N Mujhe Bhii Izn-E-Qayaam Ho
To Main Motiyo'n Kii Dukaan Se Terii Baaliyaa'n Tere Haar Luu
Kaii Ajanabi Teri Raa'h Ke Mere Paas Se Yuun Guzar Gaye
Jinhe'n Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui Tera Naam Leke Pukaar Luu
490 chars (4 sms)
Arranged marriage :-
Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS
Love marriage :-
RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo
Total 180 RS
Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka
Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
335 chars (3 sms)
Ulfat Me Kabhi Yeh Haal Hota Hai
Aankhe Hasti Hain Aur Dil Rota Hai
Maante Hain Jinhe Hum Manjil Apni
Humsafar Uska Koi Aur Hota Hai!
139 chars (1 sms)
Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy
Wo Naqab Aashiq K Liye Azab Hota Hy
Mat Mrna Hr Naqab Wali Larki Pr Dost
Khubsurat Packing Mein Maal Aksar Kharab Hota Hy.
160 chars (1 sms)
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.
Aur Bola:
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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …
185 chars (2 sms)
'Aj Te Yar Skoon Ni Aya.
MENU TERA FON NI AYA.
Eni V Ki Beprwaii?
Teri Koi Miscal Ni i.
Tu Dil Apna Kithe Laya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya.
J Ni Balnce Te ethon Kallan
Fer Kran Ge Rj Rj Gallan
Kade Lyi A Maal Kmaya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya
J Dil Kidhre La Betha en
Meri Yad Bhula Betha en
Mere GaL Wich Pa De Phaya.
Menu Tera Fon ni aya
Aj Dihari Okhi Lngi..
Na E Surma Te Na E Kngi..
Zulfan Nu V Tail Ni Laya
Menu tera Fone ni aya'
444 chars (3 sms)
Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.
Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?
PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)
167 chars (2 sms)
boohat kharaab hai mahool iss zamanay ka
ghar se nikla karoo Maa Baap ki dua le kar
85 chars (1 sms)
Kitne ulaj gae ha judai ma zindagi,
Wo shaks jafa kar k ehsan kar gaya,
Ma jis ko baat baat pa kehta tha apni jaan,
Dekho wo he shaks mujhe bejan kar gaya,
Phely wo meri zaat ke tameer ma raha,
Phir mujko apny haath se masmaar kar gaya,
Wo Aaa mila tu faasly kat' tay chaly gaey,
Bichra tu rasty merey dushwar kar gaya,
Bichra kuch es ada se k rut he badal gae,
Ek shaks saary shehar ko viran kar gaya
411 chars (3 sms)
a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
135 chars (1 sms)
rakha jab sajdy main sar tow ehsaas hua aey musalmaan,
dilon maen to khuda ko basaya nahi sajdy mein kis ki talash hy??
119 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:
Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?
Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)
135 chars (1 sms)
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya
aur
wahan se neche phaink diya.
155 chars (1 sms)