Search Results for 'Maa'
Jaan Jis May Hai Usay Rizq Khuda Deta Hai ,,,
Wo To Keeray May Bhee Pathar Ko Ghiza Deta Hai ,,,
Din Ko Sooraj Ko Zamanay Ko Zeya Deta Hai ,,,
Raat Ko Aasmaan Chand Taaron Say Saja Deta Hai ,,,
Gharq Kar Deta Hai Fir'on Kay Lashkar Ko ,,,
Wo Qafila-e-Moosa Ko Paar Laga Deta Hai ,,,
Aag May Daal Diye Jatay Hain Aashiq Uskay ,,,
Aur
Wo Aag Ko Gulzar Bana Deta Hai ,,,
Wo Azal Say Hai Aur Abad Tak Rahay Ga ,,,
Ussi Par Emaan ! Insaan Ko Musalman Bana Deta Hai !!!
SubhanALLAH
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518 chars (4 sms)
De k bosa mujhe woh wasal men kehte hen....... "MEER"
Sach bta dil men tere aur b armaan hen k bsss?
103 chars (1 sms)
Wapda waloun ki maa ki……
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azmaat ko mera slaam.
(‘;’)>Aslaam oalikum
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116 chars (1 sms)
Peer,
Beta, Koi Mannat Maango
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Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un-
Married Kar Dein.
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Peer,
Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,
130 chars (1 sms)
Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai
Hamara room room machal jata hai
Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai
Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai
Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai
170 chars (2 sms)
Yar bohot afsos ha muje tum
pe ma tu tum pa itna bharosa
krta tha aur tum ne mery
aitemaad ko tor dya ha tum ko
pata ha k tum ny bohot bara jhout
bola hy muj sy.
Tum ny kaha tha k ab meri koi
lover nai ha tu..
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phr yay kon hai???
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283 chars (2 sms)
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Fresh Orange Juice Ka dibba
Bheja Hai
JUST 4 U
Khali Hai..
Paon Maar Kar
“Patakha” Baja Lena
108 chars (1 sms)
Soch us wqt meray Dil pe kaya guzra hogi
“D_G”
Jb us ne ghoom k meri taraf daikha or boli:
Ezcuze me…..
“PAd”
Ap ne maara hy?
125 chars (1 sms)
Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe,
Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k.
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Aglay din karenGe,
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Maar dO
Maar dO zalimO
Haly tay wia v ni h0ya.;-(
159 chars (1 sms)
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bara dard hai,
mere iss SMS main,
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.:-D
153 chars (1 sms)
Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?
Salay Bounced Cheque.
Zameen pe Liability.
Pedaishi Bad Debit.
Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.
179 chars (2 sms)
1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor
se DUA mangne lga
"YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH
MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA
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2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."
131 chars (1 sms)
Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?
Student:
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya
137 chars (1 sms)
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:
Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.
Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
441 chars (3 sms)
Peer: Beta koi mannat mango
Mureed: Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain
Peer: Bet mannat maango jannat naheen
114 chars (1 sms)