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HEIGHT OF COURAGE:
A Senior student during ragging says:
"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."
Junior: "Ok fine sir,
but i''m going to marry ur sister!"
165 chars (2 sms)
Question : What is the full-form of Maths?
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Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.................. ;->
222 chars (2 sms)
Definition of "WIFE"..............
"Someone Who''|| Stand by U Through All The
Troubles
Which U Wouldn''t Have Had If U Had Stayed Single.........." ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
Suno
Aaj
Aftar Me
Khajoor Bhi Thay
Samose Bhi Thay
Chanay Bhi Thay
Kele Bhi Thay
Saib Bhi Thay
Angoor Bhi Thay
Sharbat Bhi Tha
Bas Ek Teri Kami Thi
Pakoray.....
222 chars (2 sms)
Na Barish
Na Toofan
Na Bomb Blast
Na Strike
Na Jalse Juloos
Na Muzahiray
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Pata Nahi Karachi Ko Kis Ki Nazar Lag Gayi Hai..... ;->
218 chars (2 sms)
May God give u
Tata ka status
Vajpayee ka dhiraj
Laaden ki himmat
Bill Gates ki income
Bush ki taqat
baaki...
Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.
158 chars (1 sms)
God has Four gifts for u:
A Key for every Problem,
a Light for every Shadow,
a Plan for every Tomorrow
& a Joy for every Sorrow.
Enjoy GOD''s gift.
162 chars (2 sms)
A Solid Reason for having two girlfriend at one time:
Monopoly is alwayz Damaging
&
Competition improves services and
Increses Performance!
150 chars (1 sms)
Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo
Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Hoo
Yeh Baat Sun Kar Hamari Roh Kamnp Gai
Tum Bartan Dhonay Wale Saboon Se Nahatay Ho
171 chars (2 sms)
1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"
6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"
15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"
22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"
51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
225 chars (2 sms)
"An ErOtIc TrUtH"
In OuR
LyF
ThInGs ArE To UsE....
&
PeOpLe ArE To LoVe
BuT MoSt Of Us
OfTeN
UsE ThE PeOpLe
&
LoVe ThE ThInGs......
172 chars (2 sms)
To Live a Life....
V Need
Brains, Reflexes, Luck, Iq, Lnowledge
Expressions, Perceptions,
&
Mental Qualification....
Hats off to U, For Managing Without
them..!!!! ;->
184 chars (2 sms)
A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"
He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hors Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
280 chars (2 sms)
Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???
Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...
Kia Raat Ko Sote Main
Jaag Jate Hain
Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se
Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???
Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi
Kion K Hum Laaye Hain
Sirf Aap K Liye.....
PAMPERS Twin Pack
Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main
Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->
389 chars (3 sms)
A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"
He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
281 chars (2 sms)