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I Have A DouBt
Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings
And
Shut Down For
Computers...
While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->
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Tu Kutta
Tu Kutta
Tu Kutta
Phir Kehta Hoon
Tu Kutta
Ek Baar Phir KEhta Hoon
Tu Kutta
Rakh Le
Kion K Aaj Kal
Choriyaan Boha Ho Rahi Hain..... ;->
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Aap Mujhe Itne Pasand Ho
Jitna...
U||o Ko Raat...
Dentist Ko Daant...
Gadhe Ko Laat...
Ghareeb Ko Gaddi...
Kuttay Ko Haddi
Aur
Aur
Nange Ko Chadii........... ;->
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Q: Lambi Umar K Liye Kia Kerna Chahiye ........ ????
Ans: SHADI......
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Us Se Kia Zindagi
Lambi Ho Jati Hai.....???
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Nahi, Magar Zindagi
Lambi Lagne Lagti Hai ..... ;->
246 chars (2 sms)
You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?
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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
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After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
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A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!
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Top 3 Universities Rule :
1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent
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Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!
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Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!
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Benazir Aye Gi...!
Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!
Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!
Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!
Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!
Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->
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Benazir Aye Gi...!
Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!
Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!
Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!
Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!
Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->
193 chars (2 sms)
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going through hell.
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Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :
99% Sound and 1% Advice….
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