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BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.
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Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
Ye tareeqa hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.
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BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao ......... ;->
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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90%
of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!... ;->
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Memon ke ghar twins peda hue..
Kisi dost ne kaha: "Mubarak ho do do bache hue hain."
Memon: "Arrey yaar bas ek kaafi tha magar
tumhari bhabhi ko bhi na fzool kharchi krne ki aadat hai." ;->
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Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife..... ;->
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Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kia Hai
Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kisay Kehte Hai
Tum Kia Jano
Gum Kia Cheez Hai
Tum Ne Tou Hamesha
Thoook Se Hi Lifafa Chipkaya Hai ....
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I''d Much Rather Be A Woman Than A Man.
Women Can Cry . . .
They Can Wear Cute Clothes . . .
And
They Are The First To Be Rescued Off Of Sinking Ships . . . ;->
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Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “
Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”
Son: “I Clea It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.
But
Sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute.
THAT''S RELATIVITY . . . ;-
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