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SEX!!!
Now that i have caught your attention,
I Just Want To Teel U That
Dont drink and Drive, you might Spill it ... ;->
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Women have a passion for mathematics.
They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->
188 chars (2 sms)
Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life
Her side
and
Offcourse the Right side.... ;->
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Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar Daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Alcohal Daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily .... ;->
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Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger
Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “
Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”
Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
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Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
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Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
Raju: How?
Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What d Hell?
Raghu: 10yrs ago, In d History Class... ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Headlines of 2025
HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:
1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->
493 chars (4 sms)
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?
Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..
Mom: Kyu mara..?
Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..
Mom: Kyu kaha..?
Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->
195 chars (2 sms)
If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?
Who Cares?? ..... ;->
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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Ans:
1 => No Mind
2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
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Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
Aankho''n Main Intizar K Diye Jalte Rahenge
Dua Hai Khuda Se K Aap Khush Raho
Baaqi Tung Tou Hum Aap K Kerte Rahenge . . . ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar
Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker
Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker
It Means
Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->
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Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge
Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna
POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->
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Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi
Meri Har Khushi Tere Naam Ho Gi
Kuch Maang Tou Dekh Ae Dost
Bijli'' Telephone, Gas Ka bill Aur
Qarz Me Doobi Hui Property Tere Naam Hogi . . . ;->
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