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Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy... ;->
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Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes
Reason Is U r Sad
Ven U Smile
Reason Is U r Happy
But Ven Start Laughing While Crying
No Need 2 Tell D Reason
Sab Pagal He Kahenge ;->
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You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . .
Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .
Divide your life into 10-minute units
&
sacrifice as few of them as possible in meaningless activity." ;->
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One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
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Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?
Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai
Lekin
Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->
164 chars (2 sms)
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-
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Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???
Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->
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AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :
Study = Don''t Fail
Don''t Study = Fail
Add These Equations . . .
Study + Don''t Study = Fail + Don''t Fail
Take Common
Study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)
Hence V Get
Study = Fail . . . ;->
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Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua?
Doc 4baar aisa hua.. sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai.. ;->
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A Gud Frend Is One Who Tell U To Study Well. . .
But
A Best Friend Is 1 Who Stands Outside The
Examination Room & Shouts
"Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Aur Pharray Phainko''n " . . . ;->
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A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!
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Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai
Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno
"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
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Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai
Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno
"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .
Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .
Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .
1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo
1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->
228 chars (2 sms)
Dil me Tum
Dharkn me Tum
Asman me Tm
Zamen me Tum
Ankhon me Tum
Jahan dekho
Tum hi Tum
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai.
JARASEEM har jaga hote hain ;->
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