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Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote,
May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur
Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh
Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya Main ?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,
Main Main. . . ;->
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It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..
Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.
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2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.
1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath
2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->
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Biscuit walay ka love letter..
Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->
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Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
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Mere Dost
Neek
Namazi
Muttake
Parhez gar
Bholay
Sache
Achay
LOGO KAY SATH
KABE MAT BETHNA..
TUMHARE SOHBAT MAi WO Bhi KHARAB HOJAYE GE.. ;->
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MOTOROLA K Add Mai ADNAN SAMI K Liye Kya Message Hai..?
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HELLO MOTO... ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
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poonam ki rat mein chand badal jate hai,
waqt ke sath insan badal jate hai,
sochte hai ki aapko tang na kare,
par sochte-sochte plan badal jate hai.
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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," SAID her FATHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the GIRL... ;->
:''~'': K33P SMiLiNG :''~'':
<''"> K?r?chi RoCk3rS <"''>
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Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?
Studnt: Eat Spinach & U''ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPEYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .
Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD
After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->
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I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . .
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BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChAnGiNg The LoCkS . . . . ;->
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Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through Sms
Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak
Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf
Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply
Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.
Height Of Having No Work:
U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->
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Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks..
To b as rich as his child believes..
To have as many women as his wife suspects... ;->
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LALU PRASAD Bus k Uppar Khare Thay
Raste Me Toofan Aya
Dhoti Urh Gai,
Phr Bijli Karki.
LALU Said: "Ek Tou Humri Dhoti Cheen Li
Upar Se FOTUA B Lewat hyn.." ;->
170 chars (2 sms)