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Meri Aankhon Ko Sapne Phir Dikha Gaya Koi,
Bujhti Sanson mein Mehak phir Jaga Gaya Koi,
Kya ye Such Much Pyaar hai..
Ya Phir se TOPI Pehna Gya Koi.
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Love in France IS A COMEDY
In England A TRAGEDY
In Italy A WONDER!
In Germany A DRAMA
But
In PAK LOve is a
"National Game"
HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN
177 chars (2 sms)
1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME
30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..
Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!
182 chars (2 sms)
Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.
146 chars (1 sms)
My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
83 chars (1 sms)
There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.
147 chars (1 sms)
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!
153 chars (1 sms)
If u don’t have a gf/bf, don’t have a nice job, don’t like partying & dancing, just have a boring life, then don’t worry just log on to
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www.rabba chukk lay.com
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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
141 chars (1 sms)
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
153 chars (1 sms)
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
195 chars (2 sms)
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
162 chars (2 sms)
It''s The Thing That
Satisfies Ur Mind, Body & Soul ....... !
Do It On Bed, On A Sofa
In The Bathroom Or
Any Where
It''s PRAYER
God BLess Ur Naughty Mind..... ;->
216 chars (2 sms)
Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga
Tou Libaas Apna Phaar Dia
Garebaan Apna Chaak Kia
Aur Zakhm e Lipat Gaya
Yahi Tou Kaam Hai Merq
Sunny Plast Naam Hai Mere.......... ;->
188 chars (2 sms)
Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???
189 chars (2 sms)