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A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab reward him Mercedez
Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donates
again.
Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"
Memon asked why not new Mercedez?
Arab replied : Ab mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->
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Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?
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A: A Rumour.............
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Pathan Apni Girl Friend K Sath Date Par Gya ;Or Aishta Se Bola " Mre Dil Mei Ek Bat Ha Magar Kehte Howe Ghbrata Hoon ."
Girl : Keh Do
Pathan : I Really ...... I Really Love ...... I Really Love Your Brother ..
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AAP KI PYAR KARNE KI
UMER GUZAR CHUKI
HAI PLZ !!!
TRY AGAIN...>>>>
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1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA THI,SAB LOG USE BHOOLA FANKAR KEHTE THE,BATAO KYO?
SOCHO
SOCHO
KYOKI
BHOOLA FANKAR USKA NAAM THA
135 chars (1 sms)
Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi
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Friendship is a "Give And Take" Relationship.
I Hope u Agree with me with this...
So....
Give me A Treat & Take me to a Movie... so simple...
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A reasent studdi haz shon
dat peepal hoo aar werry
gudd lukeeng aar werry
baddd att spallings... ......... .
Vatt iz yorr
opeeneun???? ?
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kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain......
kal tha top per aaj 40 bhi zyada hain
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
o o o o o ...
school ki inn classes me,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut
badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein
har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
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Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don''t disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
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Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay
158 chars (1 sms)
Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime.
Pray
Pray
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Pray
I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
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God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...
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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar...... ;->
242 chars (2 sms)
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!
27 October ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..
Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.
Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF......... ;->
204 chars (2 sms)
Wonderful couples in this world
Heart & beats
Night & moon
Roses & love
Fish & water
My SmS & ur smile
138 chars (1 sms)