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What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?
A: Milk Shake
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Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.
God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy says, thanks for the warning!
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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
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Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???
bcoz
In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!
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At d beginning of any relationship,
every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.
Later on, some how,
D ALPHABET get reversed..
Rite na
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Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…
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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>
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Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?
Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik.. ;-|
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how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?
very simple yaar
dont remember ur face b4 sleep...
& remember my face for sweet dreams... :-)
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Whenever u fall...Trust me...i''ll alwayz b dere 2 catch u
..... .\o/
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Oooooooooopzzzz!!!
1 bar aur plzzzzz
I wasnt ready...
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Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.
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ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?
maa se ho to ibadat
baap se ho to muqqaddas
bhai se ho to aqeedat
behen se ho to farz
aur
b.v se ho to
chunnu
munnu
bubblu
chintu
guddu.........
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indian President to Musharraf:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
Bipasha hai Shushmita hai. Tumhare paas kiya hai?
Musharraf: Hamare paas jagah hai sub ko le aoo..
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aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
too mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen
kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen
pakistan ki paidaish ho
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey
jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley
to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kia haseen life ho
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