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PREDICTION: After the death of Imran Hashmi , wat will be written on his grave ?
Do NOT disturb Sony day salay ko pehli bar akeela so raha ha
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Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..
Girl: U can''t!!
Boy: Lagi 20-20 ki?
Girl: OK
(Boy kisses tightly)
Girl: U touched me!!!
Boy: Yeh lo 20 rupees
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Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!
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Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.
BATAO KYUN?...
SOCHO SOCHO……
BECAUSE LADKI KUNWARI THI.
STRANGE NA ..
BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?
- SOCHO Socho
BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT
JO LADKI AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI.
BALLE – BALLE
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Sharab ek bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai aao milkar
is bimari ko khatm Karen ek botal tum khatam karo ek botal hum khatam
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2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.
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What is the part of Female''s Body which has
Hair All Around
Abit wet Inside &
Drops water when Excited
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Don''t Think Wrong Stupid
It''s Eye
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Boy to a Girl : ager main tumhari sirf kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
Girl : I will think ek bewakof jo purra USA ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya
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Some times small things in life..
Hurt a lot...
if you don''t agree ..
with me ....
then ...
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try to sit ...
On a
COMMON PIN :)
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1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,
aja sajna tera intzar hai. --
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2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,
dil bekrar hai,....
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aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. :D
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