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Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse
Poor girls
My Money
Rich Girls
My Debit card
Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
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Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya
phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"
156 chars (1 sms)
HelLo
U R So
eet!
S eet!
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S eet!
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S eet!
S eet!w
Sorry the word does''t fit for u !!
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Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?
Sardar: Apple Khanay
bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
176 chars (2 sms)
A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??
Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it
Girl : What ?
Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes
151 chars (1 sms)
Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing
Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing
Wen she walks to u its BRAND recognition
Wen she slaps u its Customer Feedback
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Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo
Shab: Tumhain sharam nahi ati road pe khare ho k BHEEK mangte ho?
Bhikhari: Abay tere 1 rupeye k liye kya OFFICE khol Loon ??
162 chars (2 sms)
Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?
Sardar:" SIR,SKELETON IS A PERSON WHO STARTED DIETING BUT FORGOT TO STOP IT ........."
121 chars (1 sms)
....Go To HELL....
Gusa Mat karu yar winter a gaya hai aur suna hai waha kafi garmi hai .. Sardiyaan Achi Guzr jaye gi Ok??
So
...GO TO HELL....
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A sardar went to a doctor...
Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
Sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again
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If I had a spy camera...
i''ll snap ur evry moment...
evry smile...
evry memory...
n keep...
in my...
kitchen to scare the rats...
149 chars (1 sms)
a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"
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1 Medical student ne apni classfellow ko blood se likha letter de kar kaha,"Muje
iska ans zarur dena ?????
Larki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blood group A+ Hai"
159 chars (1 sms)
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VACATION AT HOME.
160 chars (1 sms)
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
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