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Aati thi . . . Jaati thi
Hasti thi . . . Hasati thi
Dekhti thi . . . Muskurati thi
Bhagti thi . . . Bhagati thi
Ab pata chala… sali bevakuf banati thi
155 chars (1 sms)
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
227 chars (2 sms)
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
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Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…
197 chars (2 sms)
Lost in a animal
farm I saw many
amimals
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
("v")
(( ))
Bird
()(. .)()
( ( - ) )
Monkey
(>.".<)
( (..) )
HAILA TU BHI!?!?!!!!!
244 chars (2 sms)
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
158 chars (1 sms)
Rangeet Singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow come my home, No One will be at home,
Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked.
There Was No One at home Hahaha
170 chars (2 sms)
Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya. 12 bottles pine ke baad Sardar ne Pocha " aap ko Charhti Kyu Nahi?
Bahgwaan: Main Baghwaan hon.
Sardar: Charh Gai hai salay Ko.
164 chars (2 sms)
Hamei tu
Sms
ne Loota
Call
Main Kaha
Dum Tha
Mere
Sms
Waha Ponchay
Jaha Balance
Kam tha.
119 chars (1 sms)
Ek truck doosre ko khench k ja raha tha ,, Yeh dekh k ek sardar zor zor se husney laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gia or bola " ek rassi ko uthanay k liye 2 2 truck"
162 chars (2 sms)
Sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho?
Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon
156 chars (1 sms)
Girls Psychology!!!!
Fraud with Innocent Boys,
Fun with Handsome Boys,
Friendship With Charming Boys,
Contact With Intelligent Boys,
Flirt with freaky Boys,
Love with faithful Boys,
and In the end marriage with Rich boy
Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro
303 chars (2 sms)
Q: What Difference Between Luv Marriage and arranged Marriage?
Ans: 1st One is sucide and 2nd one is a well planned murder
123 chars (1 sms)
Subha Teri , Shaam MEri ho
Din Tera , Raat meri Ho
Hasi Teri , Udasi Meri Ho
Or Jab Maut ay to Dost
Kabar Teri ,
Fawad Kumzurf
Ohello
Teri Ho Meri q Ho? :)
179 chars (2 sms)
Have U Seen a Monkey Wrapped in a Plastic.
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No?
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Realy Not?
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Please see ur NADRA ID CARD
140 chars (1 sms)
Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum
Stupid Idiot Baakwaas ho tum
52 jokoron wali taash ho tum
per phir bhi jo b ho yaar
dost bohat jhakaas ho tum
160 chars (1 sms)