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Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)
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2 Men jumping frm a terrace.
1st man :This is my 50th time.
I m a Guinness record holder...
2nd man:This is my 1st time.
I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
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Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching
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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
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Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati
Father: Tujhe kese pata?
Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"
kaha 2 thappad marti hai
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Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai
Pani Puri wale k paas.
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Teacher 2 chiLd!
Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??
Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
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Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?
1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,
3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->
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Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....
bacha:
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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->
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Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Dost: Kyun khan sahab?
Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
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Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,
Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,
Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->
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Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
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Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH
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Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?
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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->
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Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,
Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.
Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?
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Real Story
At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!
Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
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Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?
Student: Wakeel..
Teacher: Wo Kese ?
Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)
161 chars (2 sms)