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Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....
Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
135 chars (1 sms)
Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"
Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum
"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D
150 chars (1 sms)
Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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.
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->
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1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ?
?
Mene 1 " PAAD " Maar Dia Aur Kaha:
Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar
Na Lo =P ;)
161 chars (2 sms)
Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge Qawali...
Zong! 1st Sep Se Balance Check Karne Per Charge Laga Riaaa Hy
Jazz! Gaon Mei Ghanta Package Per Degree Bant Riaaa Hy
Ufone! Her Hafte Naya Ad Bana Riaaa Hy
Warid Glow! Feel Free Ka Nara Laga Riaaa Hy
Telenor Djuice! Tou Din Aur Rat Ko Ek Bana Rahaaa Hy
Bankey Mian Ki Qawali Hy Sab Se Nirali
Koi Sun''ne Ya Na Sun''ne Hum Tou Gaaye Ge
Qawali... =P ;->
472 chars (3 sms)
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Pathan:
Hahahaha
Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli
wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
135 chars (1 sms)
GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE
Example:
3+3=?
Options:
a. 6
b. Six
c. VI
d. 6.0
Moral:
ACCA is still TOUGH.
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Wese to es ko
"DAJAL"
kehtey hai
Pr es ka AASLI naam lene
se main darta hu
"Samaj to app gae hon ge.."
135 chars (1 sms)
Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...
Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)
104 chars (1 sms)
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%
DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..
155 chars (1 sms)
Agar
Is
Waqt
Aap
So
Rahy
Thy
Aur
Mere
Msg
Se
Bohat
Tang
Huye
To.
MISSION
SUCCESSFUL. ;-)
113 chars (1 sms)
Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,
Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.
Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.
Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)
167 chars (2 sms)
AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE
But,
A woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women
to change
IDEA(S)
WHAT AN IDEA
172 chars (2 sms)
Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?
bcoz
Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
117 chars (1 sms)