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Hello G
G, G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha
G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number!
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Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,
Uss K Peechay Ik Kutta Dor Para
Dehati Nay Pathar Uthna Chaha Magar Pathar Zamin K Sath Jura Huwa Tha,
Dehati Ne Kaha,
Yeh Ajeeb Jagah Hai Yahan Kutton Ko Khula Chor Daitay Hain Or Pathar Ko Baandh Daitay Hain,
239 chars (2 sms)
A guy frm my College...
In Physics Lab
"Go here, Stand There..."....!!
75 chars (1 sms)
Teacher:Whats ur name?
Boy:Tata Indicom
Techer:What can you read?
Boy:Hutch ka chota recharge sirf 10 rs me
Teacher:apki life ka kya hoga?
Boy:Spice hai to life hai
Teacher:Tum apni life mai karna kya chahte ho?
Boy:Kar lo dunia muthi me
teacher:Class se bahar chlay jao
Boy:Aisi aazadi aur kahaan?
308 chars (2 sms)
Din ko chain nai
raat ko aaram nai
G na lage kahi.
Kya yahi pyaar hah??
Yeh to garmi ki
shuruwat hai
nahana suru karo.
143 chars (1 sms)
Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas
117 chars (1 sms)
[Height of Reasoning]
I am nt scared of
proposin a Grl,
But I am scared abt:
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Wht would hapen If She
agrees!
152 chars (1 sms)
Height of bad luck-
A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n
dies because of
BIRD FLU
141 chars (1 sms)
Few Sweetest kisses...
loveliest kiss: on cheeks..
Romantic kissL on lips..
Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...
Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....
161 chars (2 sms)
Few Sweetest kisses...
loveliest kiss: on cheeks..
Romantic kissL on lips..
Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...
Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....
161 chars (2 sms)
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch
148 chars (1 sms)
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
134 chars (1 sms)
Aap
Achy
Imandaar
Sundur
Samjhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh wale
Ho....
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.Pata karo ye afwahen kon phela raha hai..?
138 chars (1 sms)
Tragedy of life:
Just about the time
when our income gets us
to a point where
food prices dont
matter anymore,
Calories start to
matter! ;-)
+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
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Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)
We should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)
now what should we do....?
129 chars (1 sms)