Search Results for 'u'
g/f: meri mummy bhi tumhe bahut pasand karti hai.
b/f:kuch bhi ho , par mai shadi tum hi se karoonga.
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two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai
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people change wd time=P
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years
Dating process :
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn''t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
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dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
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Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
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why is fire engine red in colour????
ans: bcoz fire engine has ladder,ladder has steps,
steps r foot long n measured by ruler,
ruler can be king or queen, elizabeth was a queen..
elizabeth is also name of ship,ship floats on sea,
fiahes live in sea,fishes have fins,fins r people from finland,
national flag of finland is red ,
so fire engine is red in colour
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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $ o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon . . . ;->
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AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karAy
Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy.
Aameen
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Friends r like films, some r musical some r romantic,
some r adventurous,
some r tragedy,
some comedy but very few r OSCAR WINNERS LIKE U . . . ;->
154 chars (1 sms)
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha
B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?
Pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ???
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Simple..... Start with Two Million !!!
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A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
682 chars (5 sms)
what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real
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Shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ???
Ok.. the answer is Sodium...
Bhool gaye...
He said Main Hoon NA...
NA is the chemical symbol for Sodium....
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Sholay mein ABRAHAM LINCOLN ka double role tha.....
batao kaise....????
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Amitabh Bachan''s biased coin....having two heads.....
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