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Shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as
"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"
148 chars (1 sms)
Ek Din Donkeyz or Dogz ka Jaloos ja rha tha.
1 Donky bola: Hum pe Loug Q Zulum krte hen?
Dog Bola: Bhai Fiqar Matt kro
MAZLUMON KA SATHI HAI ALTAF HUSSAIN.
165 chars (2 sms)
Asif Zardari ne
Nawaz Sharif ko
Wazart-e-Uzma ki
paish-kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
"tum wazarat sanbhalo main Uzma ko sanbhalta hon".
144 chars (1 sms)
sunny--"ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara,
ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara"
bunny--phir kya hua??
sunny--phir hona kya tha....."sherni vidhwa ho gyi"
166 chars (2 sms)
Diner: Watch out! Your thumb is in my soup!
Waiter: Don''t worry, Sir, it''s not that hot!
94 chars (1 sms)
Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,
Har Student Ishq Me Khota Hai,
Padhayi Reh Jati Hai Sirf Dikhave Ki,
Aur Fir Haal-E-Dil Mark Sheet Par Bayan Hota Hai
+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
~ Tum BiN ~
203 chars (2 sms)
3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????
Coz..
It was a HIT song
:)
195 chars (2 sms)
Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
109 chars (1 sms)
Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
109 chars (1 sms)
Subah sMs
sham sMs
din me sMs
rat me sMs
ghar me sMs
office me sMs
college me sMs
aakhir kya hai ye sMs
S-Sub
M-Milkar
S-Socho...............;->
178 chars (2 sms)
Power Of One ...
One tree can start a forest…
One flower can awaken the dream…
One smile begins a friendship…
One laugh will conquer a gloom…
One candle destroys the darkness…
One sunbeam lights a room…
One breath brings life eternal…
One path will lead you home…
One touch can show you care…
One word must start each prayer…
One heart can know what is true…
One life can make the difference…
And that one is
YOU......;->
469 chars (3 sms)
shakalaka baby
shakalaka baby
kapade dhoye dhoby....
shakalaka baby
shakalaka baby
hum sab khaye gobi......;->
129 chars (1 sms)
What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both
wondering how ??
scroll down ....
Because Deepika is associated with Om Shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. Saawariya O... :))....
260 chars (2 sms)
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the
other three, he was the genius.
110 chars (1 sms)
If U Are
Ever In Doubt
As To Wether or Not
To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .
Alwayz Give Her
The Benifit Of The Doubt
127 chars (1 sms)