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Murder Of EnglisH
One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:
today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else
158 chars (1 sms)
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
147 chars (1 sms)
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
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Ullo Ki Trha Kia Dekh Rahe Ho
Sms Hii Tou Bheja Hy . . . ;->
188 chars (2 sms)
Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.
Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.
169 chars (2 sms)
Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!
Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father''s Number.
He WilL Tel U Everything.
161 chars (2 sms)
Kon Kehta Hai Ke Pakistan Main Job Nahi Milti...
Yeh Lo Jhaaroo..
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Aur Shandaar Career Ka Aaghaz Karo..!;>
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Mah
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Hazar
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Dua K
LIGHT Na Jaye..!;>
213 chars (2 sms)
Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?
Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!
why...??
bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
142 chars (1 sms)
What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?
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Socho socho
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U know it,
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Bolo bolo
.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)
192 chars (2 sms)
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life...
The wives want both!
117 chars (1 sms)
ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:
"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"
doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??
324 chars (3 sms)
Scotland yard ki team dobara pakistan aayi hai
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Ye pata karney k liye..
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Arbab Ghulam Rahim k muun pe jo chapal mari gayi uska no. kia hai?
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