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what wud u do if u have to call a crow??
crow-ko-dial :)
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what wud u do if u have to call a crow??
crow-ko-dial :)
78 chars (1 sms)
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana
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Jagte Raho . . .
This Msg Is Brought To You By Wapda / Kesc . . .
Keep Sm¡L¡nG
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Boy:Aisa krte hain experiment ke tor pr shadi krte hn agr hmne mahsus kia k hm se ghalti hogai ha to hm hansi khushi alg hojain ge
Grl:Or ghälti ko pale gä kon?
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stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...
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Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''
One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again''
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Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''
One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the
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|| Height Of Coincidence ||
Ek Larka Apni Girl Friend Ki Bhen Ke Sath Date Par Gaya ... Jiss Restaurant Mai Woh Gaya Samnay Auska Bhai Auski Girl Friend Ke Sath Betha Tha
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Height of Love
when you learn that you are dialing your lovers number when you are asked to dial Plumbers NO
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Height Of Dramay Bazii
" Khanani Ghar Ghar Ki "
" Kasuti Zindgi Ki "
" Saas Bhi KAbhi Bahu Thi "
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FANTASTIC ONE ...!!!
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Acha ! Ek Baat Tou Batao Plz Isko Mazak Mai Mat Taal Dena , Jawab Mazaq Ke Andaaz Mai Tou Ho Sakta Hai Yani Shugal Magar Gol Mol Jawab Nahi Chalye Ga Dekho Kuch
Baatain Zindagi Mai Bohat Imp Hoti Hain , Buhat Ziada Balkay Sav Se Ziada Kuch Aisi Imp Hai Yeh Baat Bhi Atleast For Me , Ager tumne Ghalat Bataya Ya Baat Ko Talnay ki
Try Ki Tu Acha Nahi Ho Ga .. Plz Sach Batao
TIME KIYA HUA HA :P
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( SHORTEST JOKE )
Fan 2 FIlmstar Meera: " HAPPY BIRTHDAY "
Meera : " SAME TO YOU "
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GIRL- "i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me..."
BOY-"Ok then., Let''s Start with Kisses
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Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai
" Akhri Aram Gah "
Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga
" AKhri Haram Da "
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Sorry Musharaf Shab
Kiya KAru public Demand HA
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