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1 Dehati Aurat Check Cash Kerwany Bank Gaee.
Clerk:Yahan Sign Karo.
Aurat:Kaise?
Clerk: Jaisy Khat K Aakhir Mei Likhte Hain.
She Wrote:
Faqat
Ap K
Munnay Ki MAA
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Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office
BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,
Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN
Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,
Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.
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Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number....
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Bye ;->
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To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
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In PAK Survey Was Done That,
How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With
Me . .
Survey Report
5 % Says = YES
0 % Says = NO
And . .
95 % says = Hamara Ye sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->
240 chars (2 sms)
1 Pakistani
dozakh se nikla
or chup ker
Janat mai
chala gia
Farishton ne
pakerna chaha to
Cheekh ker bola
Koi paas na aye
werna
Khudkush
dhmaka kr donga ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
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A Finance Faculty Asked His Student..
"Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business ?? "
Student Replied..
"Father-In-Law !!"
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Arz Kiya Hai,,
Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,
Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,
Shamma ka parwaana hogaya,
Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,
Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,
Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!
Wah,wah,wah,wah,
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Keeping A Place For Me
In Ur Heart Is Ok
But
Keeping A Place For Me
In Ur Mind
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Mite B Dangerous
Coz Ppl Say . . .
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I''m Mind Blowing . . . ;->
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Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !
Husband : Why ?
Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"
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1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"
Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"
Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
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1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"
Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"
Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
Pakitan Means In 2008
P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr
A = Aata 26 Rs Kg
K = Khud Kash hamle
I = Ilm Ki Kami
S = Sarko''n Pe Paani
T = Traffic Jamm
A = Awaam Helpless
N = No Electricity :-<
208 chars (2 sms)
Farooq Sattar''s Wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?
He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"
157 chars (1 sms)