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Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->
169 chars (2 sms)
God
Sends
Us
Meat,
The
Devil
Sends
Us
Cooks.
Proverb
94 chars (1 sms)
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=
When A
Man Bring
His Wife Flowers
For No Reason,
There''s A Reason.
113 chars (1 sms)
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=
When A
Man Bring
His Wife Flowers
For No Reason,
There''s A Reason.
113 chars (1 sms)
Hello Ji..
Haan Ji..
Ji Ji..
Really
Phir
Sachi
Acha Kese?
G Haan
Kiya
Oh Nahee Ji
"Sorry Wrong Number"
133 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki..
Kisi Ne Poocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyun Kiya..
Sardar Bola Mery Walid Ne Kaha Tha Ke..
Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utni Achi Hai..
174 chars (2 sms)
The Easiest Way
To Make Your
Old Car Run Better,
Is To Check
The Prices
0f New Car ... !!
115 chars (1 sms)
Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.
Q K,,
Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |''!''|
133 chars (1 sms)
Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First.
133 chars (1 sms)
Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First.
133 chars (1 sms)
Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,
Mr.Choha Ne Waiter Ko Order Diya
Malai Potty
Shahi Potty
Karahi Potty
Mix Potty
Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna
Bahut Smell Ati Hain
182 chars (2 sms)
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=
Save Water
Take Bath
With
Neighbours Daughter
81 chars (1 sms)
Feeling Sad?
Then Imagine
.
Im Wid U
( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)
Now U Happy?
.
.
.
No?
.
.
.
Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!
173 chars (2 sms)
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:
"Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge"
Ladka: "Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,
Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
148 chars (1 sms)
Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:
1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.
2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.
3)Ganja Sardr
4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...
149 chars (1 sms)