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Jo Ukharna Hai Ukhar Lo .... ;->
81 chars (1 sms)
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....
Some Willing To Work
&
Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->
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Teacher To 16 Years Old Student: Kaka Tenu
Pata Hy, Es Umr Vich Quaid-e-Azam Ne Matric
Ker Liya C ...
Student: Sir Twadi Umar Vich Bhutto Phansi V
Charh Gya C ... ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur
Tumhari Dosti Par
Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath
Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta
Sirf Tum Hii Nahi
Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai
Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna
Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy
Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->
337 chars (3 sms)
3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery
Mouse1: I Poisoned The Dogs Meat
Mouse2: I Ate Cheese From The Trap
Mouse3: Ok Guys I''m Leaving,I Hav A Date Wid Cat
161 chars (2 sms)
Plz Pass Ths Sms
2 All Ur Frnds..
A Person With B/Group B+ Contact $ 03216321777 Needs 2 Bottles Of
PEPSI
With
1 Large Pizza
Thanks :-)
158 chars (1 sms)
Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?
Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!
164 chars (2 sms)
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Card ka number hai load kar k Miss Call De Do ...
Main ne bhi kar lia hai... ;->
115 chars (1 sms)
2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.
2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.
1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)
170 chars (2 sms)
Friends r like Asian Paints :
Duniya badal de.
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :
Taste mein Best.
Wife is like Mosquito Coil :
"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"
167 chars (2 sms)
Boy To His Friend:
Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon?
Friend:
Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Boy:
Bohat Khubsurat
Friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo...
185 chars (2 sms)
1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.
1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.
Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]
144 chars (1 sms)
Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Us Se Bada Mahal Banaon Ga,
Aree Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi,
Main Tujhay Zinda Hi Dafnao Ga.
134 chars (1 sms)
I Dont Want 2 Live Anoder Day If U''re No Longer Der,
4 In Dis Lyf Only U Can
Inspyr Me 2 C D Nxt Sunryz,
Only U Can Motiv8 Me 2 Apprec8 D Colors Of Lyf Dat No One Else Can.
I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Frndship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry
U Laugh I L augh.
U Jump Out Of Da Window.
I Look Down & Den
I Laugh Again
322 chars (3 sms)
Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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Wana Example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]
179 chars (2 sms)