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1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya
Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein
Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
149 chars (1 sms)
1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya
Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein
Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
149 chars (1 sms)
Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?
Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota... ;->
228 chars (2 sms)
Its So Common To HEar...
How Are You ?
What Are You Doing ?
Howz Your Day??
ANy Plan ?
So I Thought To Ask
Something Different
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Potty Kar Lii ??? ;P
188 chars (2 sms)
Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .
Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??
Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai
Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..
152 chars (1 sms)
Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?
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NOKIA
Connecting Pipal
142 chars (1 sms)
Andhe K Hath Me "TORCH",
Bahare K Hath Me "RADIO",
Gunge K Hath Me "MIKE",
Aur AP K HATH ME "MOBILE"
Kalyug Hai Kuch Bhi Ho Sakta Hai . . .!!
153 chars (1 sms)
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
161 chars (2 sms)
Sardar:
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha...
Dost:
Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho?
Sardar:
Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai :-)
141 chars (1 sms)
Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)
125 chars (1 sms)
Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"
154 chars (1 sms)
yai dunia kia hai
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gum kadarya hai....
toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P
105 chars (1 sms)
Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.
267 chars (2 sms)
JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai .......
Churra Her Shakhs Nai BagHal Mai Daba Raka Hai ....
101 chars (1 sms)
If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
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Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey
140 chars (1 sms)