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Agar tum Pakistani Cricket team k coach ban jao to phir kya ho gha?
"Saarey player darakhton pe chard kar khelein ghey"
Bandar coach ho gha to yehi ho gha na.
167 chars (2 sms)
2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
161 chars (2 sms)
Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
Kuch Log To SMS Hi Nahi Karte He
Or Kuch Log AAP Jaise B Is Duniya Me.
Jo MISCALL Mar K B Balance Check Karte He
141 chars (1 sms)
Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework
Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
165 chars (2 sms)
Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..
Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...
123 chars (1 sms)
A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY
But
Gives More Light
So
Alwayz Keep Smiling
Coz
Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->
215 chars (2 sms)
Naya Daur ...
Boy: Main Tumhare Liye Aasman Se
Chaand Taarey Tod K La Sakta Hoon !!!
Girl : Is ki Zarurat nahi, Ab Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
Aur Generator Se Kaam Chalega ... ;->
189 chars (2 sms)
Badi Afsos Ki Baat Hy
Jitna Afsos Hua Hy Na Mjhe , Main Bata Nahi Skta
Parso''n FATHER''S DAY Tha
Aur
Tum Ne Mjhe Wish Bhi Nahi Kia ...
154 chars (1 sms)
What''s The Best Way To Get FAT ????
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Go To Butcher Shop ... ;->
95 chars (1 sms)
Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen
N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me
Husband: Whom Shud I Cal
Now Police Or Ambulance..
140 chars (1 sms)
Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?
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Because He Reaches His House
129 chars (1 sms)
Simple But Effective-
"If U Want To
Shine Like Sun,
First You Have
To Burn Like It..."
99 chars (1 sms)
Why Does Police Always
Reaches Late At The Crime?
Kyuki Haath Lambe Hai...
Pair Nahi..
107 chars (1 sms)
If U Dont Sms Me..
God Will Give U
Lalu''s English,
Mayavati''s FACE,
Jayalitha''s BODY,
Abdul Kalam''s HAIRSTYLE,
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Atal Bihari''s WALKING STYLE...So B'' Carful
169 chars (2 sms)
Wanted" A Heroen for Pakistani Movie
Height "koi b chaley ghee"
Waist "Minimum 36''
Age "Starting from 38"
Tone "bharkein mar saktee ho"
Action "Machine gun utha aur chala saktee ho"
188 chars (2 sms)