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Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
tum jahan par they waheen par rah ghaye,
pyar k qisssey adhoorey reh ghaye,
us k ghar waley tujh ko changhard keh ghaye
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Agar kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen bolteen.
iss aitbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee
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Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman boht takatwar hein,wo hamein zinda naheen chordein ghey, aur meri to Ummeed b tootti ja rahee hai aur tum b kuch nahee kar rahe ho"
Ranjha: Heer fikar na kar mein apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha"
Heer ghussey mein, "Yuunhi baaith kar"
Haan heerey mein dua karoon gha aur tumhein pata hai k dua mein bardi takat hoti hai.
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Agar train kee patree par aag lag jaye to tum kya karo ghey?
Budhu agar aag lagti to kya sirf patree ko lagnee theee!
126 chars (1 sms)
Doctor: Ye White Tblts Subha, Red Tblts Dopeher
Blue Tblts Shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur
Yaad Rakhain Tamam Tblts Pani Se Khani Hyn ...
Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???
Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->
259 chars (2 sms)
Advantages Ov Load Shedding :
Generator, Ups & Candle Walo''n Ko
Rozgaar Ki Frahmi
Cell Charge Na Hone Se Balance
& Time Saving ...
A Public Service Msg Broght To U By KESC/WAPDA ... ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey Wale Se Kaha : O Bhai
Tumhare Samose Main Se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy !
Samosey Wala : Aby Tou Kia 5 Rs K Samosey Main
Puri Larki Nikle Gi ... ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Pakistan In 2010 ...
1st Friend :
" Yaar Suna Hai Pehle Zamane Main Light Bhi Hua Kerti Thi "
2nd :
"Chal Na Yaar Ye Light Wight Kch Nahi Hoti Sab Tera Weham Hai " ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
1 Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00 Pm Bje Malak Mkan Ka Door Khtkhtaya
Or Kaha K Me 5 Month Ka Kraya Ada Nhi Kr Skta.
Malak Mkan Ne Kaha K Ye Baat To Tum Mujhe
Morning Bhi Bta Skte The.
Krayedar Ne Kaha Mene Socha
K Is Tenshion Me
Akela Hi Kyun Jagta Rahun.
265 chars (2 sms)
"Jis Ka Kaam Usi Ko Saajhay"
Exapmle>
Hamesh Reshamya In
"AP Ka Surror"
Flop . . . .
Is Film Ka Naam Hona Chahiay Tha,
"AP Ka KasoOR"
159 chars (1 sms)
Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti.
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2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
2 LitR Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .
Na Aye YaQEen To Laga Lo 1.5 Litr Ki Pepsi. .;->
148 chars (1 sms)
Agr Jamez Bond Mera Bara Bhai Hota To Kya Hota?
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Ankh Khulti Or Subah Hoti Mamoo. . . .;->
129 chars (1 sms)
Ecnological Development!
Ap B Ab Chand Say Baat Kr Skte Hy...!
Wow...
Users From Pakistan Just Dial 03216307893 Users Outside Pakistan Add Prefix 0092 ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision
Frm Its Mother 2 Go 4movie Wit Its Frnds
Wat Wil Its Mother Say?
"Be Careful While Audience Is Clapping"
148 chars (1 sms)