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Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?
Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.
Teacher:To Phir Tum
Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?
Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
149 chars (1 sms)
WIFE-Kyu Ji,Jab B Me Aapke
Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma
Pahen Lete Ho?
HUSBAND-Doctor Ne Kaha Hai
Jab SIR-DARD Aaye To
Chasma Pahen Lena!
149 chars (1 sms)
Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier
League Same As Ipl
Bt Only One Difference Is The
Cheer Girls Will Be Wearing Burkha..;->
143 chars (1 sms)
Job In Trafic Police
Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.
1Behviur: Battamez
2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)
3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)
4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)
Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn
315 chars (2 sms)
Larki apney BF se!
Mera Bacha!
Mera Laadla!
Mera Gugla!
Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gay?
Bolo Baby!
BF: Tum Mujhe Propose Karna Chah Rahi Ho
Ya Adopt Karna? =P
174 chars (2 sms)
Thr Was An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others
Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd Calling Him Spider Man
WHY?
His Name Was Peter Park-Ker
149 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy
Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
166 chars (2 sms)
Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din Bike Lekar
Petrol Pump Per Gaye Aur Kaha: Ek Litre Petrol Daal Do
Petrol Pump Wale Ne Pehle Bike Ko Dekha
Aur Phir Is K Pait Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga
Kon Si Tanki Mein Daalun
208 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."
Johnny: "Thank You"
Teacher: "Now, Finally,
I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"
154 chars (1 sms)
Husband:I''ll admit I''m wrong if u''ll admit I''m right!
Wife:I agree! u go first!
Husband: Ok
I''m wrong!
Wife
(with a twinkle in her eye):
you are right!
172 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?
Student:Adam.
Teacher:N The 1st Woman?
Student: Umm..Madam.
97 chars (1 sms)
Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara.
Mom: Kyu?
Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya...
142 chars (1 sms)
In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,
kaisay:
Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to Badmashi.
Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg
324 chars (3 sms)
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
243 chars (2 sms)
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
243 chars (2 sms)