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I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill
So, Please Dont Look At Me
I Dont Wanna See You Die
99 chars (1 sms)
i Heard That
GOOD Looks
Can Kill ....
So
PlZzZ
Avoid Looking At Me
I Don''t Want To
See You Die ... ;->
148 chars (1 sms)
Dere''s only 1 prfect CHILD in d world & evry MOTHER has it
Dere''s only 1 prfect WIFE & every NEIGBOR has it
&
Dere''s only 1 Prfect GIRLFRND , Ur BEST FRND has it ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
If i had A Camera..
I Would Snap Ur
Every Moment
Every Smile
Every Memory
& Keep them in my Kitchen
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to Scare Rats n Cockroachs! ;)
151 chars (1 sms)
Rule
The
HELL
Rather
Than
Being
Slave
At
Heaven :-)
60 chars (1 sms)
In Our Life
Cracks May Come Between Friends..
But
Some Times
Cracks May Come As Friends
Like U.....
119 chars (1 sms)
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Barber: Rs 20
Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
149 chars (1 sms)
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Barber: Rs 20
Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
149 chars (1 sms)
Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy
Tamam Umar e Aasra Hi Kafi Hy
DAwat Karo Meri Mgr Takleef Na Krna
Mere Liye Bas PIZZA, ZINGER, BROAST Aur COke Hi Kafi Hy ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Sardi Ho Gayi Hai?
Haan
Naak Bhi Band Hai?
Haan
Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?
Haan Bah Haan!
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To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha.... !!
147 chars (1 sms)
I Met Money
&
I Said Ur Just A Piece Of Paper,
Money Smiled & Said,
Ofcourse I Am A Piece
Of Paper But
I Haven''t Seen
Dust Bin In My Life.
161 chars (2 sms)
Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe
Meri Kabr Pe Mat Aana.
Kyo Ki.
Kyo Ki.
Maine Suna Hai Tum
Agarbattiyan Churate Ho..
141 chars (1 sms)
Once A Few Hairs
Growd On Gandhiji Head
Gandhi Went To Barber
Barber Got Angry
N Said
"U Want Me To Cut Or Count
Gandhi Said "Colour It
154 chars (1 sms)
Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview
Manager: Wat Is Cyclone ?
Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase A Cycle
129 chars (1 sms)
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen
Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!
Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP
Kar Ke Soti Hain
Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.
134 chars (1 sms)