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Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho
Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho
Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho
Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.
143 chars (1 sms)
Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?
Patni : Kisi Ko,
Apne Vash Me Kar Ke,
Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana..
Pati : Arey Nahi,
Use Toh Shadi Kehte Hein
147 chars (1 sms)
Aankho Me Aasu Aa Jate Hai
Fir Bhi Labo Pe Hasi Rakhni Padti Hai,
Ye Haal Tab Hota Hai Yaaro,Jab
Lambe Safar Me Su-Su Rokni Padti Hai
149 chars (1 sms)
Tee Quotes:
On A Guys Tee....
All Women
Are
Idiots
And
I Married
Their Queen..! :)
104 chars (1 sms)
Once An Ant Decided To Jump
From A Helicopter
But She Did Not Die
Can U Guess Why ???
Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!
160 chars (1 sms)
idher golay pay gola hai
idher golay pay gola hai.
odher dhamakay pay dhmaka hai.
idher mashwara hai mansubabandi ka
odher kakay pay kaka hai.
147 chars (1 sms)
Eating Rotten Fruit,
Sleeping Near Drainage,
Dog Biting Twice,
Travelling In Govt Bus..
R A Million Times Better Than
Believing A Girl! ;-)
157 chars (1 sms)
2008
Quomi Phal: ?
Sabar Ka Phal
Quomi LIbas: ?
Kala Coat
Quomi Khail: ?
Muzakrat
Quomi Dua: ?
Aye Allah ...! LIGHT A Jaye
145 chars (1 sms)
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .
When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.
It was written:
''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)
(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)
397 chars (3 sms)
Best beghairat of da
Year nominees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to
Asif zardari
From SINDH
166 chars (2 sms)
Teri Maa Ki
Mein Bohat Izat Krta Houn
97 chars (1 sms)
Aapki Aur Aapki Poori Family Ki Next Week
Hamare Ghar Daawat Hai...
Ammi To Mana Kar Rahi Thin K
Aatta Chawal Gosht Sab
Mehenge Ho Gaye Hain...
Magar Maine Unse Kaha K
Aane Wala Apna Rizq
Saath Le Kar Aata Hai...
To Apna Khana Saath Le Kar
Aana Waise Hum
Log Biryani Shoq Se Khate Hain...OK...
324 chars (3 sms)
Mubarak Ho Musharraf Gaya..
Apni Biwi K Sath Ghoomney :-D
105 chars (1 sms)
Why Is A Lecturer Greater
As Compared To A Mother?
Because A Mother
Can Put Only One Child To
Sleep But A Lecturer
Can Put The
Whole Class To Sleep.:-P
170 chars (2 sms)
Once A Pathan Was Asked
"Khan G Aapka Favourate Song Kon Sa Hai?"
Khan Sahb Replied:
"Larki Kyon,
Na Jane Kyon Larkon Si Nahi Hoti" ;-)
148 chars (1 sms)