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Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??
2negroes Wearin Black Suit
Standin Infront F A White Wal
N Asking 4
a Color Phtograph
139 chars (1 sms)
Do U Know My Love Story..
INTERVAL
The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
141 chars (1 sms)
Do U Know My Love Story..
INTERVAL
The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
141 chars (1 sms)
Wat Is D Diff B/W
Poison & Alcohol?
If U Drink Alcohol,
U Will Dance Around People,
If U Drink Poison
People Wil Dance Around U..!
146 chars (1 sms)
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.
I Was In Temple
When A Guy Next
To Me Lite A Cigarete
Frm The Arti.
I Was Shocked N
Droped My Beer Bottle
155 chars (1 sms)
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake
Suddenly Male Snake Turned
&
Started Singing
Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
163 chars (2 sms)
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake
Suddenly Male Snake Turned
&
Started Singing
Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
164 chars (2 sms)
Waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.
HAMMAD: Take This Card.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card
HAMMAD:So What? You Hv Writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED!
148 chars (1 sms)
Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :
1. Kabhi Kisi Ko Puri Baat Na Batao...
2. ....
(Dosra Mujey B Nahi Pata.
Mujey B Itna Hi Aya Tha.
Utna Forward Kr Dia)
175 chars (2 sms)
In Aortoon Se Dosti Achi Nhi "Faraz"
Kacha Tera Mkan Ha Tmko Khusra Hi Thek Ha
130 chars (1 sms)
Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...
Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge
Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh Main Apni Pension Kese Loon Ga
140 chars (1 sms)
Teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K Faiday Batate Hoe Bolaa..
6 Cheezon K Nam Batao Jin Me Doodh Hota Hai
Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 Bhains
140 chars (1 sms)
Mainay Kaheen Suna Tha
Ke
Khubsurat Cheezain
Dekhnay Say Insaan Khud Bhi Khubsurat Ho Jaata Hai.
Sò.
Hamesha
Apney
Paas
Meri Tasveer
Rakha Karo :->
180 chars (2 sms)
A Student Goes Into A
Library &
Askz 4 A Book On Suicide!
Librarian : Get Lost Dude,
U Won''t Bring It Back!
121 chars (1 sms)
Behind Every
Successful Man
There Is A WOMAN...
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So, Dont Try N Waste Time
To Gain SUCCESS
Just Find A WOMAN..
143 chars (1 sms)