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A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
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Pathan phone pe wapda waly se: Janaab thori dair k liye light to band kijiye.
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WAPDA wala:Q sir ?
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Pathan:Wo yara humara dimagh mein ek naya Gaali aaya hai wo apko dena hai.
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A Girl fell Down from 20th floor, :O
A Boy Caught Her on 15th floor,
N' Asked Her; "Will U Hug Me ??" :)
...She Replied: "Of course Not.."
...The Boy Dropped Her..:O
She was Caught
On 10th floor by another Boy,
He asked Her: "Will you Kiss Me..:* ??"
"No, Not at All.." She Replied..!
He Dropped Her too..! :(
She Prayed for a Last Chance;
When a Boy Hold Her on 5th floor..:))
She Immediately Said:
"Ok I will Hug you, n' Kiss U, :* :))
The Boy Dropped Her Saying:
''Aawara kahin Ki..'' :( :O =P =D
524 chars (4 sms)
Koi tumse puche kon hoon main
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi
Ek dost hai kacha paka sa
Ek jhoot hai aadha sacha sa
Ek khuwab adhoora poora sa
...Ek phooL hai rookha sookha sa
Ek sapna hai bin socha sa
Ek apna hai an dekha sa
Ek rishta hai an jana sa
Haqiqat men afsana sa
Kuch pagaL sa deewana sa
Bas ek bahana achha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door ho k bhi paas nhi
Koi Tumse puche kon hoon main?
Tum keh dena koi khaas Nahi.
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Tum khafa Kiyon ho !
Tumhen mujh say gila kiya hai,
Achanak
bayrukhi itni,
Batao to howa kiya hai,
......Manaon kis tarah tum ko,
Mujhe itna to
bata do
Agar ab ho sake tum say
To yeh ahsan farma do
Meri Manzil Mohabat hai
Mujhe Manzil pe Pohncha do
Tumhari aankh Main aansu
Mujhe ache nahi lagte
Tumhare Narm honton pe
Gilay ache nahi lagte
Tumhare Muskurane say
Mera dil Muskurata hai
Tumhare Rooth jane se
Mera dil toot jata hai..
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Pathan Ka Interview Tha...
Sawal Aya:
English Me Translate Karo...
"Main Nokari K Liye
Bohat Umeed Se Hon."
Pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!:)=P
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Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
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Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,
Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN
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A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai
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Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy?
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga
Geo Khan
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Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
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Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe
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Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!
Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...
Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.
Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)
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Wasi shah¤
¤Nazar jab tum se milti he.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Bas ek dharrkan dharrakti he
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Tumhen milney se pehley.
Me boht sajta sanwrta hon.
Magar jab tum sanwartey ho.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Me aksar kitabon pe Tera hi naam likhta hon.
Magr kuch tum jo likhtey ho,
Me khud ko bhool jata hon
Me aksar ye hi kehta honktum se pyar karta hon
Magar jab tum ye kehtey ho,
Me dunya bhol jata hun.
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Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
...Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
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