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With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
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I don’t love.
I don’t care.
I just married a millionair.
And if he dies I don’t cry,
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I just fuck another guy.
119 chars (1 sms)
The height of candle may differ,but they yield
the same brightness.
Its not the matter of ur position,but its ur ability
that actually shines.
144 chars (1 sms)
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
180 chars (2 sms)
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR….
165 chars (2 sms)
A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace
and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!
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Because that was the DEAL ..!
138 chars (1 sms)
American: Can U swim?
Pathan: No
American: Dog is Better den u
bcz It Swims
Pathan: Can u swim?
American: Yes
Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.
167 chars (2 sms)
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
!!!Merry Christmas!!!
150 chars (1 sms)
Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,
Wah wah
Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,
double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!
134 chars (1 sms)
u get rich naturally as u grow old:silver in ur hair, gold in ur teeth, sugar in ur blood, stones in ur kidney & never supply of GAS...:-p :D
141 chars (1 sms)
Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL
Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.
90 chars (1 sms)
Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->
114 chars (1 sms)
Yun tu baray khush ho rahay thay tum
faraz
magar zamanay ki hansi tu tab nikli jab trophy nakuli nikili
oohhhh.. :))
123 chars (1 sms)
4 saal lgtay hen insan ko agrarian bn'ne me
phir
chahy sari umr lagy raho
wapis insan nhe bnta :)
99 chars (1 sms)
Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna.
Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?????/
163 chars (2 sms)