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Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti.
Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun....
Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?
164 chars (2 sms)
Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?
Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?
Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.
156 chars (1 sms)
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"
Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.
Teacher:What is this ?
Student:Ladies First
166 chars (2 sms)
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.
123 chars (1 sms)
Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,
Wife:Konsa ?
Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.
140 chars (1 sms)
Today is your day
To shine your special day
To be the star
To
Let your friends applaud you for how wonderful you are
Happy birth day
137 chars (1 sms)
H
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P
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B
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A
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2 U
&
May ALLAH Give U
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P
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LONG LIFE…………
93 chars (1 sms)
“DOSTI mosam nahi, keh
apni muddat pori karay orr
rukhsat ho jay,
DOSTI sawan nahi, keh
toot kar barsay or
tham jae,
DOSTI aag nahi, keh
sulgy bharkey or
bujh jae,
DOSTI aftab nahi, keh
chamkey or
doob jae,
DOSTI phool nahi, keh
khiley or
phir murjha jae,
DOSTI to saans hai jo chaley to sab kuch
toot jae to kuch bhi nahi…….. …
346 chars (3 sms)
Ache dost “haath” aur “ankh” ki tarha hote hain,
Jab “hath” ko takleef hoti hai to “Ankh” roti hai,
Aur jub “ANKH” roti hai to “Hath” ansu pochtay hain.
154 chars (1 sms)
Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek
162 chars (2 sms)
Mehboob ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt
kiya lagya FARAZ..
Meri to Duniya hi badal gai,
faqat ik Dhamaky se…
113 chars (1 sms)
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ ”
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
160 chars (1 sms)
" Ikhlaaq "
woh cheez hai jis ki Qeemat kuch nahi deni parti.
Han magar iss se her insaan Khareeda ja sakta hai.....!!!
Good night
138 chars (1 sms)
Evryday, Evrytime, Evrywhere,
I may not be with you.
But
My thinking,
My care,
My prayers, &
My lovely wishes are always with you.
Good Night
150 chars (1 sms)
Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?
Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,
Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,
Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,
Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,
Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
481 chars (4 sms)