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# Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.
Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.
Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->
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Doctor Pathan K Bachhey Ko Dekh Kar Bola Bohat Khubsurat Hy! Kitney Maah Ka Hy?
Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
O pagal ka bachha Ek Hi Maa Ka Hy!
138 chars (1 sms)
Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;-P
141 chars (1 sms)
# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya
Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga
164 chars (2 sms)
Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?
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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D
155 chars (1 sms)
Suna Hai Neya Saal Phir Aa Raha Hai
Khushiyan Bhi Hoon Gee ” Baharain Bhi Hoon Gee
Magar Hum To Guzry December Ki Sochoon Mein Gum Hain
Keh” Jab Tu Mere Paas Thi
Hath Tera Mere Hath Mein tha
Aor Khushiyan Chaar Su Hamary Sath Thin
Magar Ab Akele Tumhain Sochty Hain
Yahi Khof Daman Se Lipta Hua Hai
Keh”
Aisa Na Ho Es Baras Bhi December
Tumhary Bina He Kahin Beet Jay
December To Har Saal Aata Rahy Ga
Magar Tum Na Ho Gy To Kuch Bhi Na Ho Ga !
Suna Hai Neya Saal Phir Aa Raha Hai !
486 chars (4 sms)
Long Time ago people who sacrificed thr Love, Youth, Beauty,Friends, Family,Laughter & Happiness
were called "MALANG".
Now,
They r called
"ENGINEERS"
153 chars (1 sms)
Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q parhte hein?
Q?
Answar:
Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;->
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_/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P
156 chars (1 sms)
Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?
Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare
Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski
student: Apki beti.
158 chars (1 sms)
Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R
Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP
Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP
Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
275 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Ohm's law sunao.
student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .
Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.
Student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)
157 chars (1 sms)
Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache
School lgta tha poultry farm
Aur hum sb murghi k bachay
Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..
223 chars (2 sms)
Get Married....
n0t f0r urself,
but
f0r de future of ur children, dey are getting late for sch0ol nd fees are increasing day by day ;-
137 chars (1 sms)
Intahai educational shair arz hai..!!
Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...
Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lgai thais...
Tangent theeta is equal to perpendicular upon base. :-P
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1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?
2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
3.Attend classes only for attendance?
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4.see the calendar for holidays ?
5.cell in place of a pen ?
If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!
U r a perfect student ;-)
276 chars (2 sms)