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Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.
Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?
Sardar:Nahi to.
Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?
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A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?
Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
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Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-(
Wen we r woried
No One see r pain,
:-(
Wen We r happy
No One see r smile, :-D
Aur
js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.
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<)'(>
_/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:
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Aaya Tha Imtehan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,
Paper Main Sab Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya.
)/(',') Uffff..
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< / Classfelows
Bhi na..??
1st Aae hen sb.:-)
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Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor..
Wah Wah,
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor..
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Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror..:-D
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Bara Mushkil Hai School ki "Miss" Se Pyar Karna
FARAZ. . .
Love Letter Bheja Tha,
Home Work Samajh k "STAR" De Diya..
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Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........
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dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;
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Story Of Newton's Law:
A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"
He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"
After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P
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Exam k lie har book perhli mene
,FARAZ,
Dua karo ‘FACE’BOOK se bhi koi sawaal ajae…..
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Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
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Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan
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Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo
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Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye
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Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?
Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..
Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
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