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'Aj Te Yar Skoon Ni Aya.
MENU TERA FON NI AYA.
Eni V Ki Beprwaii?
Teri Koi Miscal Ni i.
Tu Dil Apna Kithe Laya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya.
J Ni Balnce Te ethon Kallan
Fer Kran Ge Rj Rj Gallan
Kade Lyi A Maal Kmaya?
Menu Tera Fon ni aya
J Dil Kidhre La Betha en
Meri Yad Bhula Betha en
Mere GaL Wich Pa De Phaya.
Menu Tera Fon ni aya
Aj Dihari Okhi Lngi..
Na E Surma Te Na E Kngi..
Zulfan Nu V Tail Ni Laya
Menu tera Fone ni aya'
444 chars (3 sms)
Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?
Q??
Q.K
Pathn Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha
SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga
149 chars (1 sms)
D e D i C a T e D
Coffee Never Knew . . .
How Good It Could Taste
Before It Met Sugar, Water
And Milk . . .
We Friends Are Just The
Same . . .
We r Good
But When
We Meet We Become
The Best . . . =))
200 chars (2 sms)
Bohat “ROYA” kary ga Wo,
Hijar ki weeran Raaton mein,
~ ~
Hamari Qurbatoon k jab,
Saharay “CHOOT” jaen gey…
123 chars (1 sms)
Dual heart attack message
girl sends message to her boyfriend: lets break up it is all over now
girl sends a message again: sorry it was not for you
152 chars (1 sms)
husband to wife ek kiss do.
Wife: nahin
husband: jewelery la dunga
wife:no
husband: car dunga
tabhi bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana
146 chars (1 sms)
NAAM MAIN SHAMIL KHOON HAI, KHOON MAIN SHAMIL QATAL E TAMANA HAI. KARIEN KIS SAY SHIKAYAT JAHAN MAIN SHAH, LAGA SAB KAY HATON PAR APNI MOHABAT KA KHOON HAI........................
179 chars (2 sms)
JO GUFTUGU NAHI WO BAT BHI SUNA DOUNGA, TO EK BAR TO MIL SAB GILAY MITA DOUNGA. MAJAL HAI MUJHAY TUJH SAY KOI JUDA KAR DAY TO JAHAN JAYE GI MAIN TUJHAY SADA DOUNGA. TERI GALI MAIN BHOT DIER SAY KHARTA HUN MAGAR, KISI NEY POCH LIYA TO JAWAB KIYA DOUNGA. YUHIN UDDAS RAHA TO DEHKNA EK DIN, TAMAM SEHAR MAIN TANHAYIAN BICHA DOUNGA. WO DARD HI NA RAHA WARNA AYE SHAH MUJHAY GUMAN BHI NA THA KAY MAIN TUJHAY BHULA DOUNGA...........
426 chars (3 sms)
Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
396 chars (3 sms)
khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
Allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!
144 chars (1 sms)
Some common questions
1. rail gari ki lights din ko bhi q on ki jati hain?
2.lerkian hamesha lerko kay samnay aa ker q dupata seedha kerti hain?
3.Mobile ki sim change kernay kay baad time 9:00 ka q hota hay?
4.front seat per hamesha ladies ko q bithatay hain?
5.mobile per jab lerka lerki say baat kerta hay to urdu ku bolta hay?
answr zaroor dena intizar rahay ga chalnge ha
sab ko send karo but reply me first
437 chars (3 sms)
Kitne ulaj gae ha judai ma zindagi,
Wo shaks jafa kar k ehsan kar gaya,
Ma jis ko baat baat pa kehta tha apni jaan,
Dekho wo he shaks mujhe bejan kar gaya,
Phely wo meri zaat ke tameer ma raha,
Phir mujko apny haath se masmaar kar gaya,
Wo Aaa mila tu faasly kat' tay chaly gaey,
Bichra tu rasty merey dushwar kar gaya,
Bichra kuch es ada se k rut he badal gae,
Ek shaks saary shehar ko viran kar gaya
411 chars (3 sms)
USEY KEHNA'' Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay, Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay. DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho, Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay. Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa, Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay. Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab, Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay. JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua, Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay
435 chars (3 sms)
'' USEY KEHNA''
Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay,
Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay.
DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho,
Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay.
Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa,
Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay.
Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab,
Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay.
JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua,
Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay.
441 chars (3 sms)
Life While Doing MBBS 1st YEAR: YAHOO I AM IN MEDICAL COLLEGE. 2nd YEAR: KAHAN PHANS GAYE ? HELP ME! 3rd YEAR: EVER MIGRAINE, SOME TIMES PAGALPAN BHI. 4th YEAR: AAH! SOON IT WILL BE OVER. 5th YEAR: FINALLY IT WILL BE OVER. HOUSE JOB: I DID IT! JOB: I LOVE MYSELF! WAIT A MINT! [...]
284 chars (2 sms)