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1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
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Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??
Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P
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Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
.............
Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
....
Ankhain band kar ke
.
socho
.
.
ke
.
.
ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?
234 chars (2 sms)
Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.
Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?
Sardar:Nahi to.
Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?
190 chars (2 sms)
dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;
148 chars (1 sms)
Story Of Newton's Law:
A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"
He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"
After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P
356 chars (3 sms)
Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
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Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo
139 chars (1 sms)
BARI MUSHKIL SE SULANE LAGA HON APNI ANKHON KO...........
TERE KHUWAB KA LALACH DE KAR................
AAJ 1 BAAR MERE KHUWAB MAIN AAO K.....................
MERI ANKHON KA AITBAR REH JAAYE.....................
213 chars (2 sms)
Maana k teri Nazar main kuch b nahi hoon ma
"Sagar"
Meri Qadar un say pooch jin k meny paisay deny hain :P
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Aglay Labday Phirday Ney menou... :D
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Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
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u get rich naturally as u grow old:silver in ur hair, gold in ur teeth, sugar in ur blood, stones in ur kidney & never supply of GAS...:-p :D
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Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->
114 chars (1 sms)
Yun tu baray khush ho rahay thay tum
faraz
magar zamanay ki hansi tu tab nikli jab trophy nakuli nikili
oohhhh.. :))
123 chars (1 sms)
Kala Kala Kho Raza Pa Mazigar Ke
Lag Me Zra Khoshalawa Pa Mazigar Ke
Ka Me Tola Wraz Tapos Onakre Kher De
Kho Tapos Me Lag Kawa Pa Mazigar Ke
Halta Tol Da Jund Rangoona Ratolegi
Ma Godar Pala Boza Pa Mazigar Ke
Che Me Zra Ke Da Arman Gul Taza Kegi
Yo Tapa Rata Kawa Pa Mazigar Ke
Che Pa Kali Ke Pre Nor Khalaq Swazegi
Ta Zama Sara Keena Pa Mazigar Ke
Bia Yo Ware Da Sro Shundo Sharbat Rakra
Yo Zal Bia Me Kra Melma Pa Mazigar Ke
Pa Jabeen De Khal Da Toro Ranjo Kegda
Hase Na Kre KHIYAL Lamba Pa Mazigar Ke
532 chars (4 sms)
Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.
Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,
Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?
Wife:Haan.
Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.
397 chars (3 sms)