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Ek Pathan naqli note lekar Surf Excel lene gaya.
Dukandar:Is note mein Quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai.
Pathan:O yara meli pari hai us k liye to surf lene aaya hun.
164 chars (2 sms)
Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45:-
158 chars (1 sms)
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya
aur
wahan se neche phaink diya.
155 chars (1 sms)
(Pak traffic police)
Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
157 chars (1 sms)
Husband biwi se Phone par:
"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"
Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
136 chars (1 sms)
Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?
2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.
178 chars (2 sms)
Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?
Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.
Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.
182 chars (2 sms)
Woh Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai K,
Tum Be-hadd Shor Machati Ho,
Jab Pyaar Se Mujhe Bulao Gey,
Tab Dorr K Mein To Aaon Gi
Tab Paayal Meri Chankay Gi,
Paayal Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!
Jab Meri Kalaai Pakro Gey,
Tab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,
Jab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,
Choori Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!
Jab Aankh Teri Dumkay Gi,
Jab Jazbay Shoor Machein Gey,
Jazboon Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Gee!
Mere Jhumkay Se Jab Tum Kheelo Gey,
Wo Gaal Ko Meri Choomain Gey,
Bey Chain Se Tum Ho Jaoo Gey
Ik Lehar Uthay Gi Seenay Mein!
Us Lehar Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!
Wo Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai
Tum Bey Hadd Shoor Machati Ho!
667 chars (5 sms)
Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho.
370 chars (3 sms)
Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..
126 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Ne Machis Li Or
Teeli Jalai But Na Jali
Dosri Jalai Na Jali Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul
Gai
Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi
Se Bujha Di,
Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh
Leta Hun.
163 chars (2 sms)
KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale.......
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
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*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come....
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.....
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*K.G: clas tst me star.....
*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar
366 chars (3 sms)
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
166 chars (2 sms)
Subha shaam teri Yaad
aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call
tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low
batavey hai,
161 chars (2 sms)
Hum to england me chanda
jama ker rahay they
Faraz
unhon nay to match fixing
ka ilzaam laga dia:)
101 chars (1 sms)