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SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA
SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA
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agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....
q k main tow acha hu
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1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
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samaj aai????
theepay dy moo waleya
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agar koi tumsy bhalai ki umeed rakhy tow usy mayus mat karo q k logon ki umeedon ka tum sy wabasta hona tum py ALLAH ka khaas inaam hy.!!!!
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ishq tow shugal hy by rozgaar jawano ka,
jab nokri nai lagti tow dil ko laga lety hein!!!!
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lafaz insaan k ghulaam hoty hein magar bolny sy pehly bolny k baad insaan lafzon ka ghulaam ban jata hy ...
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MERI SAAM-E-TANHAI AKSAR MUJ SY POOCHTI HAI SAHIL.
KAHAN GAYE WO LOG JJIN K LIYE ZAMANY KO THUKRAYA TUM NY.!!
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Ek bewafa ko na aya humari wafa ka YAKEEN
Hum ne kaha hum mar jayein gay aur uss ne kaha AMEEN
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pathan to doctor : puuray jism
main kaheen bhee ungli lagaon
to bohat dard hota hai doctor
suggested full body XRay
When he checked XRay , he
found frecture in his ungli
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"paisa"
kehta ha mujhe hasil karo or sub ko bhulado
"waqt"
kehta hy mere peeche chalo,baqi sab ko bhulado.
"mustakbil"
kehta hy mere lye koshish karo or sub ko bhulado
"Allah"
sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo main ye sub tere qadmon me daal dunga.
SUBHAN' ALLAH
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'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
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2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..
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Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:
"Abay chal teri to"
"Us ki to mein"
"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"
"Chal nikal"
"Koot dy salay ko"
"Or Party"
"Dimagh ki dahi"
"Ye cheez dada"
"Bachi dekh"
"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"
"Hat gai na"
"Abe dhkkan"
"Ptli Gali pakar"
"Lash yaar"
"Chal phhoot le"
"Latak mat"
"Teri wali ja rhi hai"
Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'
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Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..
wah wah!
zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..
phir?
phir kya?
Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D
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Best Message for Youth:
"Jo eman tujy masjid tak nahi le ja sakta wo tuje jannat tak kaise le jayega?"
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Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?
Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.
Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?
Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)
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