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Wife: Darling, wht do u like most among my natural hair, hot lips, speech, sense of humor or my beutiful eyes. . . . ? ? ?
Husband: Darling, tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat hi mujhe sab se zyada pasand hai. . . ;-
216 chars (2 sms)
G-Ghost
I- In
R-Real
L-Life
So Avoid Girls & Forwrd Their Numbers To Me. . .
Dont Worry About My Life I''m A Proffesional. . . .
" GHOST RIDER " . . . .
179 chars (2 sms)
Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta: mumy papa ne muje kissi nhi ki.
Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye honge
Beta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain
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Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab sidhu laughter challenge main
hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-
bas kar mere BAAP
139 chars (1 sms)
Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT
NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola"AAJ MERA
INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .
283 chars (2 sms)
Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...
Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..
Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...
Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...
HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar
tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!
728 chars (5 sms)
Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that? "That''s Abraham Lincoln''s clock.
The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.
710 chars (5 sms)
Quaid-e-Azam fote ho gay hain
Liaquat Ali bi shaheed ho gay hain
Alama Iqbal bi nahi rahe
mari tabihat bi kharab rehti hai
pata nahi Pakistan ka kia bane ga.
162 chars (2 sms)
Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
Don''t Hesitate . . .
B''coz
Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !
Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?
Boy: Shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Hum Se Rooth Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Humai''n Bhool Jao Ge . . .
Tabb
Aisa
Thappar Pare Ga Na K Sab Yaad Aa Jaye Ga . . . ;->
251 chars (2 sms)
You Are
"ABCDEFGHIJKL"
A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant
C - Cute
D - Dashing
E - Exciting
F - Fantastic
G - Great
H - Humorous
I - Intelligent
J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .
223 chars (2 sms)
Gaalib ne apni mashooka ko date par bulaya, Wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya ''Falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai''
161 chars (2 sms)
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana
Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai..
150 chars (1 sms)
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi
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