Search Results for 'Ab'
Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,
k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,
ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.
Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,
to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,
aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,
SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!
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what has teachnolgy done????
ek time tha jab msg kabutar pahuchate the
or ek time aaj hai ki hum msg kabutaro ko pahuchate hai
hhhuuuuurrrrrrrrrr
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A Touching Story. . .
One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.
The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.
The next day…
Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…
What a touching story!!!
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Fact of classroom:
Jab professor apko class se bahr nikale
TO SAMAJ LO K TARAKI KR RHE HO.
He might be afraid dat u know more than him...!!
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Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Nahi nahaye to kya sharmana
Ab to hai aap ke paas readymade bahana
DO BUCKET PANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA
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If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....
are U 18 Years Old?
if
YES
Then Scroll down
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I again Advice you if you are not 18 plz go back!
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ok as u like now see this
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NADRA
National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan
Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...
as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...
Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha
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Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan
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Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
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The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education
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PLz Pray For Me
I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL
As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More
CuTe
SMARTER
&
AttracTive
Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->
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PLz Pray For Me
I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL
As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More
CuTe
SMARTER
&
AttracTive
Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->
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Aap ka roz subha ko
Hamare ghar aana
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza khat khatana
Kabhi pyar se bolna
kabhi ghusey se chillana k
"Ghar Walo"
"Kachra Dey Do" ;->
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Mariz-Dr.sahab meri problem ye hai ki main khud ko Bhgwaan samjhta hun.
Dr.-Aisa kabse hai?
Mariz-Jabse maine ye duniya banaai...
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u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
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upar bol diya na.?
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhoond rahe ho?
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The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
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