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Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge
Answer :
Lock Key
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Some common questions
1. rail gari ki lights din ko bhi q on ki jati hain?
2.lerkian hamesha lerko kay samnay aa ker q dupata seedha kerti hain?
3.Mobile ki sim change kernay kay baad time 9:00 ka q hota hay?
4.front seat per hamesha ladies ko q bithatay hain?
5.mobile per jab lerka lerki say baat kerta hay to urdu ku bolta hay?
answr zaroor dena intizar rahay ga chalnge ha
sab ko send karo but reply me first
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Tumhara Bahtrin Dost wo ha k jab tum Gharib ho jao wo tum se Mohabbat kam na kary.
Aur jab tum Dulatmand hojao tu wo apni Mohabbat zayida na kary.
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* Jis din tum hamain boorha dekho sabar karna aur humain samjhany ke koshish nahe karna.
* Jab hum koe baat bhool jayen tu hum par tanz na karna aur apna bachpan yaad karna.
* Jab hum borhey hokar chall na saken tu humara sahara ban na aur apna phela qadam yaad karna.
* Jab hum beemar hon tu wo din yaad kar k hum pa paisy kharch karna, jab hum tmhari khawishen puri karny k liye apni khawishen qurban karty thy.
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USEY KEHNA'' Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay, Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay. DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho, Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay. Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa, Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay. Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab, Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay. JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua, Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay
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Aek Lafz ''MOHABBAT'' hay kr k dakho tum tarap na jao to kehna.
Aek lafz ''MUQADDAR" hay lar k dakho tum haar najao to kehna.
Aek lafz "WAFA" hay zamana ma nh milta dhoond pao to kehna.
Aek lafz "ANSU" hay dil ma chupa k dakho tumhari ankh sa nikal ayen to kehna.
Aek lafz "JUDAEE" hay seh kr dakho tum toot kr bikhar na jao to kehna.
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'' USEY KEHNA''
Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay,
Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay.
DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho,
Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay.
Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa,
Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay.
Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab,
Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay.
JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua,
Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay.
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ERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha! TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha! Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai! Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai Ye Bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai! Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna! Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah! Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai
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sardar g: O teri to mithaai ki dukaan hy,, tera dil nahi karta mithaai khhany ko !!!!
2nd sardar: yar dil to bra krta hy mgr abba g ne mnaa kia hy.....
iss liye choos choos k rakh deta hoon...
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next generation will learn the alphabets in this wat :
A-APPLE
B-BLUETOOTH
C-CHATING
D-DOWNLOAD
E-EMAIL
F-FACEBOOK
G-GOOGLE
H-HOTMAIL
I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGSTON
L-LAPTOP
M-MESSAGE
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUICK TIME
R-RAM
S-SERVER
T-TOUCH SCREEN
U-USB
V-VISTA
W-WIFI
X-XP
Y-YOUTUBE
Z-ZUBAIDA AAPA
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?,:*""*:, I ,:*""*:,
*; % ;* Miss*; % ;*
__)(__ You __)(__
Ye Shajar Mohabbaton
Chahaton Aur..
Duaaon
Se Bhare Huye Hain
Sirf
AAP K LIYE
Good Morning.
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Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!
Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tension na ley,
...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:
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pareshani khamosh hony sy kam,sabar karny sy khatam ore shukar karny sy khushi mein badal jati hy
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