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Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?
Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.
Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.
182 chars (2 sms)
Aae Umr-E-Rawaan Aahsta Chal
Abhi Khasa Karz Chukana Hae,
Kuch Khuwaab Hain Jin Ko Likhna Hae,
Aur Tabeer Ki Surat Deni Hae,
Kuch Log Hain Ujrey Dil Waley,
Jinhain Apni Muhabbat Deni Hai,
Kuch Phool Hae Jin Ko Chunna Hae Aur Haar Ki Surat Deni Hae,
Kuch Apni Neendain Baaqi Hain,
Jinhain Bantna Hai Kuch Logo Mae,:Aur Un Ko Rahat Deni Hae,
:Aae Umr-E-Rawan Aahista Chal,
Abhi Khaasa Karz Chukana Hae....!!!!
432 chars (3 sms)
Mohabbat Ki Haseen Rahon Mein Aksar Mene Dekha Hai
Jo Sathi Sath Chalte They, Bichhartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Sajaatey They Barey Hi Shoq Se Khayalon Ki Haseen Duniya,
Bohat Choti Si Baaton Pe Ujartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Jo Kehte Thaay K Ik Pal Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge,
Saamna Ab Ho To Chup Chap Guzartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Jo Kehte Thaay Tera Rishta Zamane Bhar Se Afzal Hai
Unhi Rishton Ko Pal Bhar Mein Bikhartey Maine Dekha Hai.
448 chars (3 sms)
Woh Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai K,
Tum Be-hadd Shor Machati Ho,
Jab Pyaar Se Mujhe Bulao Gey,
Tab Dorr K Mein To Aaon Gi
Tab Paayal Meri Chankay Gi,
Paayal Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!
Jab Meri Kalaai Pakro Gey,
Tab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,
Jab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,
Choori Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!
Jab Aankh Teri Dumkay Gi,
Jab Jazbay Shoor Machein Gey,
Jazboon Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Gee!
Mere Jhumkay Se Jab Tum Kheelo Gey,
Wo Gaal Ko Meri Choomain Gey,
Bey Chain Se Tum Ho Jaoo Gey
Ik Lehar Uthay Gi Seenay Mein!
Us Lehar Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!
Wo Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai
Tum Bey Hadd Shoor Machati Ho!
667 chars (5 sms)
Wo Aksar Mujh Se Kehti Thi..
WAFA HAI ZAAt AURAT KI...
Mager Jo Mard Hotay Hain,
Boht Be'dard Hotay Hain,
Kisi Bhanwray Ki Surat Gul Ki Khushbu Loot
Jatay Hain..
Suno.!
Tum Ko Qasam Meri,
Rawayat Torr Dena Tum,
Na Tanha Chhorr K Jana,
Na Ye Dil Torr K Jana,
Mager Phir Youn Hua Mohsin.!
Mujhe Anjaan Rastay Per,
Akela Chhorr Ker Us Ne,
Mera Dil Torr Ker Us Ne,
Mohabat
Chhorr Di Us Ne,"WAFA HAI ZAAT AURAT KI ,"
Riwayat Torr Di Us Ne....
480 chars (3 sms)
Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..
126 chars (1 sms)
Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...
124 chars (1 sms)
Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
161 chars (2 sms)
Hont jab Hont se milte hain to kya hota hai ?
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Tauba Tauba kitna burra sochte ho.....
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Moo band hota hai aur kya ?
173 chars (2 sms)
Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
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Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.
170 chars (2 sms)
Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein.
Dukandar:Memory Card hai ?
Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.
155 chars (1 sms)
2 Larki'n Ful Makeup Kr K Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha ...
1st: Aaj Koi Nhi Dkh Rha? 2nd: Tu Tension Mat Le Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga ... =P =D
172 chars (2 sms)
"Parveen Shakir"
Hoon To Khafa Us SE, Per Janay Phir B Kiyn...? Na Chaah Kar Bhi Us Ko Chahna Acha Lagta Hai... Haqeeqat Se Hoon Dhoor, Ye Mujh Ko Hai Pata... Per Jaan K Anjaan Rehna Acha Lagta Hai... Qaayel Nahi Main Ronay Ki Phir B Kabhi Kabhi... Tanhai Main Kuch Dair Rona Acha Lagta Hai... Tu MERA Tha, Tu MERA Hai, Tu MERA Rahay Ga... Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein Khona Acha Lagta Hai....!!
393 chars (3 sms)
Rook Naa Jana Khoof Say Beech Rah Mein Khuda Ki Baargah Mein Gir Kar Ro Lenaa Khud Ko Girnay Na Dena Apni Nigah Mein ...Farishton Ko Kahan Hasil Toba Ki Lazat Khata Karnaa Hay Fitrat-E-Insaan Mein Khushiyan Muqadar Say Milti Hein Yahaan Gham Miltay Nahi Baysabab Is Jahan Mein Khudsaakhtaa Ohaam Say Rakhnaa Mun Ko Khali Khudaa Miltaa Nahi Behs-O-Taqraar Mein Duniya Ki Mehfil Mein Yaad Rakhnaa Nayaab K Tanhai Rehnaa Hay Qaber K Makan Mein...........!!!
454 chars (3 sms)
Kash K Ab K Bars Wo Yeh Keh Day . Aao K Tanha Hoon Teri Tarha, Tery Liye.
73 chars (1 sms)