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Suna Hai Neya Saal Phir Aa Raha Hai
Khushiyan Bhi Hoon Gee ” Baharain Bhi Hoon Gee
Magar Hum To Guzry December Ki Sochoon Mein Gum Hain
Keh” Jab Tu Mere Paas Thi
Hath Tera Mere Hath Mein tha
Aor Khushiyan Chaar Su Hamary Sath Thin
Magar Ab Akele Tumhain Sochty Hain
Yahi Khof Daman Se Lipta Hua Hai
Keh”
Aisa Na Ho Es Baras Bhi December
Tumhary Bina He Kahin Beet Jay
December To Har Saal Aata Rahy Ga
Magar Tum Na Ho Gy To Kuch Bhi Na Ho Ga !
Suna Hai Neya Saal Phir Aa Raha Hai !
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Teacher: Ohm's law sunao.
student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .
Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.
Student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)
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1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?
2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
3.Attend classes only for attendance?
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4.see the calendar for holidays ?
5.cell in place of a pen ?
If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!
U r a perfect student ;-)
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pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?
doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?
pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.
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Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K
Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
155 chars (1 sms)
1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
...
Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??
Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P
229 chars (2 sms)
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
.............
Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
....
Ankhain band kar ke
.
socho
.
.
ke
.
.
ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?
234 chars (2 sms)
Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=
.
“O”
Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.
159 chars (1 sms)
Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.
Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?
Sardar:Nahi to.
Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?
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Aaya Tha Imtehan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,
Paper Main Sab Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya.
)/(',') Uffff..
) (> Ye
< / Classfelows
Bhi na..??
1st Aae hen sb.:-)
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Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........
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Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
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Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan
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Mo'azaz ban ke mehfil main adaakari nahi karta
Main chehre pe kabhi jhooti aayinaa taari nahi karta
Mera dushman mere dastoor se waaqif nahi shayad
Jisse main dost keh doon us se ghaddari nahi karta
Yahan behtar hai apni zaat ka hamdard ho jana
Zamana ghum to de sakta hai ghumkhari nahi karta
Mujhy mo'Qa shanasi ka hunar ayaa nahi ab tak
Jahan matlab nikaLta ho samajhdari nahi karta.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
410 chars (3 sms)
BARI MUSHKIL SE SULANE LAGA HON APNI ANKHON KO...........
TERE KHUWAB KA LALACH DE KAR................
AAJ 1 BAAR MERE KHUWAB MAIN AAO K.....................
MERI ANKHON KA AITBAR REH JAAYE.....................
213 chars (2 sms)