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A Wedding
Is Just Like
A Funeral
Except That
You Get To
Smell Your
Own Flowers ...
101 chars (1 sms)
How Can A Father
Make His Daughter
Walk On The Street
Looking Down The Earth??
Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms
148 chars (1 sms)
Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?
Pappu: But I Asked 1st.
114 chars (1 sms)
Fact ...
A Lot Of Fellows
Now A Dayz Have
B . A,
B . B . A,
M . B . A,
B . E,
B . S,
Or
P h . D
Unfortunately
They Don'' Have A
J . O . B ... ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka
Chehra Pehlay Bhi Kahin Dekha Hy
2nd Man:Ap Ko Glat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr
Wqt Apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon
152 chars (1 sms)
Bhutto Marr Gya
Lekin
Zinda Hy Bhutto Zinda Hy
B B Marr Gai
Lekin
Zinda Hy B B Zinda Hy
Ya Allah Pp Ko Ek Or Nara Ata Farma
Zinda Hy Zardari Zinda Hy
157 chars (1 sms)
Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek Zarori Bat Btana Chahta Ho.
Takey Pchlay Saal Ki Tara
Apko Afsoos Na Ho
Ramzan Aa Chuka He
Jis Ne B Meri Aftari Krni He
Mjhy Abi Bata De!
161 chars (2 sms)
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hy
157 chars (1 sms)
Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!
1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka
2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara
3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal
4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka
5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye
6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana
7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-
323 chars (3 sms)
Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???
Student: DUBUK
DUBUK
DUBUK
DUBUK
GULUM
GULUL
PICHIK ... ;->
136 chars (1 sms)
A Public Service Message For U
"Biryani Khaiye
Qabal Is K
Aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye ..."
Message Brought To You By
"STUDENT BIRYANI" ;->
164 chars (2 sms)
Zara Sochain ......
Aakhir Hum Main Kia
Ghalti Hy k
Hum Par Khuda Ka Azad
Ramzan Main Hi Kyun
Aata Hy
2005 Main
EARTHQUAKE
2008 Main
ASIF ZARDARI ... ;->
222 chars (2 sms)
Apni Tou Paatshal
Masti Ki Paatshal
Na Koi Likhne Wala
Na Koi Parhne Wala
Ye Sab Tou Theek Hy
Par Pappu Can''t Dance Sala ... ;->
184 chars (2 sms)
Khamosh Palko''n Se Jb Aansu Bikhr Jate Hyn
Aap Kya Jano Aap Ktne Yaad Aate Hyn
Abhi Bhi Usi Mor Pe Kharey Hyn
Jahan Aap Ne Kaha Tehro
Hum Samosey Le Kr Aate Hyn .. ;->
184 chars (2 sms)
There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand
Women ...
1 - Young
2 - Old
And
3 - Middle Aged ... ;->
121 chars (1 sms)