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BREAKING NEWS
HukumAt ne AiLAan kiA hy 2009 - 2010 mE NAe ShAdi ShudA Jorey BijLi pedA kAreige.
Kiun k
Mulk mE BijLi ki kAmi hAi
BAcho ki nAhi . . :p ;->
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Golden Words.:
" A Man Who Is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,
Is More Safe Then
A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.."
120 chars (1 sms)
1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi,
Jab Uski Dulhan Phero K Waqt Uske Pas
Akar Baiti To Wo Bola
Thoda Pas Ho K Baith,
1Sawari Aur Bait Skti He.
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You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur
"`Loose Motion`"
140 chars (1 sms)
In Akho Se Spne Churaya N Kro
Hmari DOSTI Ko Azmya N Kro
Tmare 1sms K Badle 100Cal Krdu
Pr,Shart Y He K
Tm Phone Uthaya N Kro*
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Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge
Wah Wah
DIL CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge
Q Ki
Dard To Mere SIR Me He..
141 chars (1 sms)
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK
After 03 Days
,
.
Nhi smjhe?
03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge
Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADI
So,
In advance,
"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai, Heroin
Khubsurat Hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho?
Bhadur Ya Khubsurat?
Student: Dono, Yani..
"Heroinchi"
157 chars (1 sms)
Warning:
Kamzor Dil K Hazraat Ye Msg Na Parhen>
Ek Princess Elan Krti Hy
''Jo Admi 3 Glass Thook Piyega Me Us Se Shadi Krongi''
1 Pathan Bola Me Piyonga
Wo 2 Glass P Kr Ruk Jata Hy
Princess Khti Hy
''Q?
Haar Gaye Kya?''
Pathan Bola
''Nahi..
Balgham Chaba Rha Hoon''
Aakh Thoo
303 chars (2 sms)
Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha
Is Trha Se Mene Teri Justoju Ki Ha
Ha BB Mar Gai To Kya Hwa,
Tjhey Paaney K Liey Hi Usey Mot Di Ha.
Frm ZARDARI To SHERE ;->
164 chars (2 sms)
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye
Qadar Kro Meri Zalimo''n ... ;->
214 chars (2 sms)
1 Tou
Sadar-e-Pakistan
Ban Gaya
Tum Bhi City
Nazim K Liye
Apply Kerdo
Bcoz
30 Din Ki Qaid
Tum Bhi Kaat K Aane
Wale Ho ... ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Some Funny
Signboards ...
@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"
In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"
@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"
@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-
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TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?"
StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."
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A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying
In The Middle Of Road.
He Came Out And..
To Be Continued..
To Listen The Full Story
Plz Send 50 Easy Load.
178 chars (2 sms)