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Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Muskurana Chorh Dia Hy
Khwabo''n Ne Palko''n Pe
Aana Chorh Dia Hy
Nhi Khulti Hy Aankh
Ab Tou Sehri Main
Shayad Aap Ne
Dhol Bajana Chorh Dia Hy ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?
Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur!
Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!!
:-/)
123 chars (1 sms)
Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
K
"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain
Ya Puraney Time Par"
161 chars (2 sms)
Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
K
"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain
Ya Puraney Time Par"
161 chars (2 sms)
Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!
Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,
Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?
143 chars (1 sms)
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Beta: Padh Rha Hu.
Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?
Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story
117 chars (1 sms)
Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
Clerk : Kya Hua
Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai
C : Toh?
O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai
146 chars (1 sms)
aLaMa iQbAL AuR BiJli WaLo mAi Ek ChEeZ Hi SaMe Hai !
.
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wO kiYa hAi?
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sOcHo
oR SoChO
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NaHi PaTa !
.
DoNo LoGoN Ko JaGaNe mAi LAgE rEhTe HaiN
161 chars (2 sms)
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,
Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)
106 chars (1 sms)
Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore
Is Not Allowed To
B Buried In Sahiwal?
A: Yar He Is Alive N Living.
So Whats The Question Of Burying Him;-<
165 chars (2 sms)
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!
MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.
Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!
132 chars (1 sms)
Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?
Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
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Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!
143 chars (1 sms)
Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K
Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison
Ka Kaam Karta Hai.
Patient : Toh Mujhe Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.
147 chars (1 sms)
Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...
Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.
150 chars (1 sms)
Aaj Sunday He..
Koshis To Karo..
Kitne Din Hue Tumhe
Nahaye..
Plzz Meri Khatir
Kum Se Kum Aaj To Nahalo
Nahana Buri Baat Nahi
148 chars (1 sms)